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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET!
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Lesbian climate angst is your new favourite musical genre. Funny (to me) environmental songs and memes. Putting the "ooh" in "existential dooom" #LwiththeT #CeasefireNow🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/fossilheads
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 2d
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A picture of FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! live on stage with fists in the air with the text "who wants to books us for summer 2026? we a re a very demure and unassuming female duo, singing very generic, apolitical and unchallenging songs that could be about anything, really" and then in smaller writing "smash the system" as if being sung on stage
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 2d
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A picture of FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! live on stage with fists in the air with the text "who wants to books us for summer 2026? we a re a very demure and unassuming female duo, singing very generic, apolitical and unchallenging songs that could be about anything, really" and then in smaller writing "smash the system" as if being sung on stage
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 1d
“Anime Girl Hiding From a Terminator” meme, where the terminator is "vegan tampons" and the girl hiding is "Nigel Farage"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 2d
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A picture of FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! live on stage with fists in the air with the text "who wants to books us for summer 2026? we a re a very demure and unassuming female duo, singing very generic, apolitical and unchallenging songs that could be about anything, really" and then in smaller writing "smash the system" as if being sung on stage
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Jane A. @jane-in-progress.bsky.social · 3d
But burger isn't a name of meat! Surely, it refers to the shape/size and usage!

That's why there's BEEF burgers and CHICKEN burgers. 🤷‍♀️
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 2d
Indeed! X
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 3d
words can't hurt you but if you call a plant-based circle a burger, the agricultural industry collapses
www.bbc.com/news/article...
EU parliament votes to ban meat names for plant-based foods
Pressure to ban meat labels for plant-based products comes from Europe's livestock farmers.
www.bbc.com
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Laurie Lipton @laurielipton.bsky.social · 4d
“REAL ART HAS THE CAPACITY TO MAKE US NERVOUS” Susan Sontag (“ICON 2003”, 36”x27”, charcoal and graphite on paper)
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 4d
An obvious idiom springs to mind, but it's not really fair on rats
A telegraph headline that reads "19 former conservative MPs have crossed the floor to join Nigel Farages party" accompanied by the Rik Mayall character Alan B'stard with the text "after careful consideration, I have decided to become worse" with a Reform rosette photoshopped onto him
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 4d
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 4d
An obvious idiom springs to mind, but it's not really fair on rats
A telegraph headline that reads "19 former conservative MPs have crossed the floor to join Nigel Farages party" accompanied by the Rik Mayall character Alan B'stard with the text "after careful consideration, I have decided to become worse" with a Reform rosette photoshopped onto him
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 16d
A headline that reads "Tony Blair in discussions to run transitional Gaza authority" followed by the cartoon meme that was originally of 2 paths with the heart going one way and the brain going the other, but this one has been altered so that both the heart and the brain are going the way that reads "add another war criminal" and the path that reads "stop giving weapons to the people doing the genocide" and the title to the meme is "complex choices for world leaders when there's a genocide to stop"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 16d
A headline that reads "Tony Blair in discussions to run transitional Gaza authority" followed by the cartoon meme that was originally of 2 paths with the heart going one way and the brain going the other, but this one has been altered so that both the heart and the brain are going the way that reads "add another war criminal" and the path that reads "stop giving weapons to the people doing the genocide" and the title to the meme is "complex choices for world leaders when there's a genocide to stop"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 16d
will it be the same voting system that gave Israel eleventy million points from the public vote last year? www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
European broadcasters to vote on expelling Israel from Eurovision 2026
European Broadcasting Union says vote required after several nations threaten potential boycott
www.theguardian.com
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 17d
the Billy Madison "bus driver / no they didn't" meme, here he is saying "you know, they're out there eating our swans" and the reply is "no, no they're not" and then he says "well no they're not, but imagine if they were"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 18d
sorry but having just watched a yt video of Charlie Kirk explaining to a medical student that life begins at conception because when the sperm meets the egg "something magic happens" I gotta say I think his debating skills may have been somewhat overstated
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Joan Moon @joanstarr.bsky.social · 18d
To quote the Wiked Witch, "What a world! What a world!"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 18d
#rapture
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 18d
text that reads "everyone freaking tf out because a girl on TikTok said the world was going to end:" followed by a picture of people excitedly freaking out, and then text that reads "climate scientists:" followed by the meme of the guy with his hands on his hips looking unimpressed
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 18d
text that reads "everyone freaking tf out because a girl on TikTok said the world was going to end:" followed by a picture of people excitedly freaking out, and then text that reads "climate scientists:" followed by the meme of the guy with his hands on his hips looking unimpressed
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 18d
the Anakin Padme "right?" meme, where Anakin is saying "the 'end of the world'" is trending right now and she is saying "finally! so people are engaging with the climate crisis en masse at long last, right?"
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 19d
Me to the BBC, when they report the president of another country's unevidenced opinion on paracetamol as headline UK news
the "I just want you to stop saying odd shit" meme
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 20d
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Jason Scott-Warren @jes1003.bsky.social · 20d
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
Petition: Stop airport expansion: halt all airport expansion plans across the UK
More than 20 airports across the UK have expansion plans, which will result in a combined increase of 60%+ capacity. More flights means more emissions, at a time when we should be doing everything we ...
petition.parliament.uk
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 20d
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 20d
Gatwick 2nd runway APPROVED
The "despicable me" meme where Gru (in Reeves wig) is presenting a plan - the 4 panels say "1. prove we're not lefties by prioritising growth 2. more growth! bigger! further! faster! 3. everybody dies 4. Grud turns to look at the one that says "everybody dies" in concerned fashion
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 20d
bsky.app/profile/foss...
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 20d
Gatwick 2nd runway APPROVED
The "despicable me" meme where Gru (in Reeves wig) is presenting a plan - the 4 panels say "1. prove we're not lefties by prioritising growth 2. more growth! bigger! further! faster! 3. everybody dies 4. Grud turns to look at the one that says "everybody dies" in concerned fashion
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FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET! @fossilheads.bsky.social · 20d
Gatwick 2nd runway APPROVED
The "despicable me" meme where Gru (in Reeves wig) is presenting a plan - the 4 panels say "1. prove we're not lefties by prioritising growth 2. more growth! bigger! further! faster! 3. everybody dies 4. Grud turns to look at the one that says "everybody dies" in concerned fashion
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