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sciences de l'éducation - sciences des religions (vaguement) - formatrice en alphabétisation - mais en vrai je parle surtout politique ou littérature ou autre Gauchiste cassandriste 🏳️‍⚧️
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Remettons les choses en contexte :

En novembre, alors que je suis en train de finir de me décider pour entamer une transition de genre, je m'aperçois que mes seins ont quelque chose de bizarre.

Ils sont plus "gros" et pas la forme normale. Je me rends compte aussi que j'ai perdu 15kg
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Update :

Mg : on va quand même faire une échographie pour écarter définitivement la possibilité d'un cancer

Moi : euh, je pensais qu'on avait écarté l'idée

Mg : disons que c'est peu probable

Moi : joie ineffable
foursaig.bsky.social
Dans la salle d'attente du médecin avec 10 min d'avance, c'est ce que j'appelle avoir la foi
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Il n'y a pas la Suisse dans la sélection de cette année, mais là voici
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You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
foursaig.bsky.social
Les costumes pour Mr Global, assez souvent c'est n'importe quoi
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Mr Cuba, visiblement, souhaite monter sur le trône du Gondor
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Cuba I feel needs some explaining because surely he can't just be dressed as sexy Jesus mixed with Charlize Theron from Snow White & The Huntsman. It's a well made garment and he's smizing so very hard, but I surely do not understand.
foursaig.bsky.social
Bon, je propose que ce soit le nouveau costume du roi des Belges
bevismusson.bsky.social
Oh go on then, lets' just finish things off with Mister Belgium 2022 because it's just glorious.
Mister Belgium 2022
foursaig.bsky.social
Ok la Suisse, pourquoi pas.
bevismusson.bsky.social
#Switzerland Oh gods, I *adore* Switzerland at Mister Global. I mean, look at this. They're clearly spent all their money on the shield and then given him a sheet and a blanket and some plants nicked from a table decoration and it's wonderful.
Mister Switzerland 2023
foursaig.bsky.social
Non, mais du coup, qu'est-ce-qu'il s'est passé en 25 ?
bevismusson.bsky.social
#PuertoRico Another country that clearly has a particular design and doesn't stray far from it. I like that Mr 23 looks like he's just spotted a pigeon in the rafters and is worried it's about to shit on him. Also he appears to have geckos on his shoulders so that's a clear win.
Mister Puerto Rico 2023 Mister Puerto Rico 2024
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Holala, Mr Philippines 25 est une sorte d'évolution de 23. Je respecte ça (j'aime beaucoup en vrai)
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#Phillippines Mr 24 really had a thankless task having to follow that look from Mr 23. I don't know what it means and if it's clouds or flowers or what, but what it is is *incredible*. Also if a Drag Race contestant walked out in this Ru would lose her shit.
Mister Philippines 2023 Mister Philippines 2024
foursaig.bsky.social
Ha ok, il y a une gradation jusqu'au Aragorn de cette année. On dirait le parcours d'un perso de JDR, il commence à poil et finit pété de thunes
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#Cuba Choices have been made here. Mr 23 looks like he wanted to just wear the silver pants and was told he had to wear something else so raided a haderdashery offcuts bin and came up with this, which fair enough. Mr 24 is wearing a wall patterned body suit that you can't see in this photo.
Mister Cuba 2023 Mister Cuba 2024
foursaig.bsky.social
Chelou un peu le costume de foot avec des sequins
bevismusson.bsky.social
#Croatia Oh honey, what... what is going on here? I'm sure the whole mask thing is some reference that I don't understand, and that's fine, but what's with the football strip with the sparkly squares literally peeling off? Who actually let you walk out like that? Bless him.
Mister Croatia 2024
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bevismusson.bsky.social
Oh joy, I have found the National Costume photos from Mister Global 2023 *and* 2024 so let's gear up for the Bluesky version of my most viral threads from back on Twitter.

For the uninitiated Mister Global is an annual male beauty pageant that is pretty standard in most respects.
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Il est clairement moins ridicule que celui de la dernière fois, mais ça ne se joue pas à grand-chose. Une incarnation de Barnum, un état nouveau riche en toc, qui exploite les plus faibles et qui va foutre de l'or de partout parce qu'il trouve ça beau
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Mr United States. Look, at least it's not an unironed Superman costume bought from a cheap costume shop, but my gods USA, what the fuck is this? I mean, I guess it does say a lot about the US as a country, but probably not what you want it to say...
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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(enfin, visiblement c'est plutôt une meringue en forme de colombe)
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Ceci dit, dans tous les costumes des Mr, beaucoup sont armée ou dégagent une impression de violence, des références militaires, au moins Cuba porte une colombe
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And last but definitely not least, it's Mr Vietnam who has managed to combine the traditional and beautiful look with wearing a tree on his back, which is something that I very much appreciate (especially in a year with a very low level of insanely large looks)
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Visiblement Porto Rico n'a pas compris le jeu
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T'as une floppée de représentants d'Amerique Latine (et l'Allemagne) en truc avec des plumes et des aimes, puis d'un coup Mr Philippines ...
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Philippines is the only one this year that even comes close to Mr Laos in terms of the giant amazing outfit. It's a very different approach to that kind of look but it's spectacular.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
foursaig.bsky.social
Est-ce-que ça entre vraiment dans la catégorie costume ? GG le Laos nonobstant
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Laos. Just when you though this year was a bit quiet on the insanely huge, bedazzled, symbolic costumes along comes Mr Laos and blows everyone else out of the water. This is insane, but it's also *so* good.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
foursaig.bsky.social
Mr France est ridicule et a une tête de con. Qui est étonné ?
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr France. I am so disappointed. France has given is some of the most ill-thought out and poor taste outfits over the years and this is just *dull*. And also badly fitting. I so expect so much better from France (by which I mean much worse)
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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Mr Cuba, visiblement, souhaite monter sur le trône du Gondor
bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Cuba I feel needs some explaining because surely he can't just be dressed as sexy Jesus mixed with Charlize Theron from Snow White & The Huntsman. It's a well made garment and he's smizing so very hard, but I surely do not understand.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Colombia is the first of our LOOK AT MY TITS contestants, but very much not the last. He looks slightly annoyed, but I cannot fault the combination of the maximum amount of skin on show but also the maximum amount of costume.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Brazil starts us off inoffensively enough with a fairly boring suit but my goodness he's selling it with that walk. He does get a bonus point for the suit clearly fitting though, because as you will see that is not always a given...
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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Pour info, ce mec est accusé d'avoir drogué des femmes lors d'entretiens pour les forcer à se pisser dessus devant lui.

Les victimes sont des CENTAINES. Y'avait eu un épisode de Transfert dessus, absolument abominable.
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Dites moi que je rêve, Christian Nègre est toujours en poste au ministère de la culture ?