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Dorothy Whoresnack

@friendoflwaxana.bsky.social

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If you know me in real life no you don’t 🤗 Adults only 🔞 I’m him

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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · Feb 19

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”

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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 5h

It’s not only for people with em dash kinks—this is for people who like a second option, or even a third!

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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 14h

She was saying everyone in Alaska got what they all voted for and yes she meant everyone including democrats and indigenous folks

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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 15h

I was also born gay dead (40 years old since the day I was born)

Brighton Boy @btnboy.bsky.social · 15h

The trick is I was born gay dead (ugly, but funny).

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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 15h

Because you’ve never had sex better than playing a computer game as a 12-year-old.

Maybe it’s just that I never had fun video games as a kid, or I’m just a bigger slut 🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 15h

Whenever someone says something like this I get so sad for their sex lives 🥲

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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 15h

Have a safe trip darlin’

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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 15h

41% of them voted for Harris, but yeah! Fuck ‘em all! They are a monolith! They all deserve what just over half of them voted for!!

do you hear how you sound

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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 18h

And everything ended tidily and happily for everyone which is also not realistic

Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 18h

The season premiere of Law and Order: SVU was all about ICE arresting a witness at the courthouse because he’s undocumented

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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 1d

I think the same thing whenever people are like “I can’t eat (insert type of food) because I’m bottoming later tonight” like you know it takes time for your body to turn food into poop right