FUBAR Observer
@fubarobserver.bsky.social
8.4K followers 9K following 4K posts
Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Masterful gambit by the broligarchy.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.

Feeling Frencher by the day.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Not an empty threat from a country whose calendar is on year 4732.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Time really going with the up-skirt angle? Yikes.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Never going to be king, never going to be in the kingdom.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Anyone who uses Astroglide as a facial moisturizer is a certified idiot.
Reposted by FUBAR Observer
katelynslater.com
When you privatize a public system, it's goal becomes profit over function. When profit becomes the goal, it will consume and consume like a black hole until it drains everything it can from those who rely on it. It is mind boggling to me that people can't properly understand something this basic.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
I think King Pedo may be turning to snuff films and necrophilia, seems like he wants to rape Lady Liberty to death and then keep fucking the corpse.

Release the Epstein files.
Reposted by FUBAR Observer
fubarobserver.bsky.social
I hadn't made that connection, but now that you mention it, yeah, very similar allegory.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Kinda feels like we're in a horror movie where our country was built on native burial grounds, by slaves, and it's still haunted, by us.
Ever had that feeling?
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Too many pesky peasants to roll out the technocracy yet, gotta thin the heard.
Reposted by FUBAR Observer
fubarobserver.bsky.social
A. Simply and to the point.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
I think my favorite sports memory is Phil Mickelson never winning the US Open.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Did that unlovable harpie really just associate antifa with a murderous MAGAt?
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Did he have a moment of clarity and try to end it all?
Reposted by FUBAR Observer
katelynslater.com
It's easier to convince greedy poor people to push for greed, than it is to convince them to push for equity for their fellow human beings.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
If only they could have read that "No Smoking" sign.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Odd for a group so committed to getting on their knees.
Apparently thanks is all you're allowed to give while you're down there.
fubarobserver.bsky.social
Dollars are like gods, which one?