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FUBAR Observer

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Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · Nov 7

Masterful gambit by the broligarchy.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.

Feeling Frencher by the day.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 1d

I hadn't made that connection, but now that you mention it, yeah, very similar allegory.

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda feels like we're in a horror movie where our country was built on native burial grounds, by slaves, and it's still haunted, by us.
Ever had that feeling?

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 1d

What luck! Or...

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 1d

Too many pesky peasants to roll out the technocracy yet, gotta thin the heard.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 2d

IT'S FASCISM!!

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

A. Simply and to the point.

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Rob Nelson @porschejunkie.bsky.social · 2d

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

I think my favorite sports memory is Phil Mickelson never winning the US Open.

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

Did that unlovable harpie really just associate antifa with a murderous MAGAt?

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

Did he have a moment of clarity and try to end it all?

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Katelyn T Slater 🏳️‍⚧️⚛️⚧️ @katelynslater.com · 2d

It's easier to convince greedy poor people to push for greed, than it is to convince them to push for equity for their fellow human beings.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

If only they could have read that "No Smoking" sign.

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

Odd for a group so committed to getting on their knees.
Apparently thanks is all you're allowed to give while you're down there.

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bjchesterfield.bsky.social @bjchesterfield.bsky.social · 2d

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

Never Fjorget!

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

Dollars are like gods, which one?

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Will🇺🇸📎✌️🌲 @econaturalist.bsky.social · 2d

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

More like Mike McHell.

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

Famously hung, told his twelve friends , all guys, "Take and eat; this is my body."
They'd probably be more upset by the idea that he was a bottom.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

Gold is up.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

The insurrection is coming from inside the white house.

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

Barron didn't need that kidney anyway.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2d

Did he code yet?

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 3d

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 3d

There was a time that I didn't know that there was an entire subset of the legal profession that prioritized being pretty over being smart.
I miss that time.
That they all end up working for Trump isn't too surprising.