FUBAR Observer
@fubarobserver.bsky.social
Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor.
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Masterful gambit by the broligarchy.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.
Feeling Frencher by the day.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.
Feeling Frencher by the day.
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🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
If only we had a list of the people making life miserable for so many.
Oh, thanks Forbes.
Oh, thanks Forbes.
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If only we had a list of the people making life miserable for so many.
Oh, thanks Forbes.
Oh, thanks Forbes.
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All part of our general programming. We're trained to worship greed and the greedy. It's in everything you see.
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
Has Karoline Leavitt had a miscarriage yet?
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Has Karoline Leavitt had a miscarriage yet?
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America looks so stupid to the rest of the world, right now.
If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.
If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.
January 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
America looks so stupid to the rest of the world, right now.
If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.
If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.
Sing along time
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Sing along time
With the way things are going, I might have to import a Hilux.
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 PM
With the way things are going, I might have to import a Hilux.
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January 21, 2026 at 7:28 AM
What are the odds that he takes The Lolita Express over to Davos now?
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
What are the odds that he takes The Lolita Express over to Davos now?
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Yeah, peep the date on this one.
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Yeah, peep the date on this one.
If we start calling all of his cover-ups comb-overs it'll probably piss him off.
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
If we start calling all of his cover-ups comb-overs it'll probably piss him off.
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First leader to knock him out should get next year's Nobel.
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
First leader to knock him out should get next year's Nobel.
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Remember when the US dollar was the world's principal reserve currency? Good times.
Unstable leaders can lead to unstable markets.
Unstable leaders can lead to unstable markets.
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Remember when the US dollar was the world's principal reserve currency? Good times.
Unstable leaders can lead to unstable markets.
Unstable leaders can lead to unstable markets.
Can you even shabby chic without shiplap?
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Can you even shabby chic without shiplap?
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A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A joke for the history buffs.
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Hey Katla, there's about to be a bunch of rich pricks in private jets downwind of you.
Just an FYI.
Just an FYI.
January 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Hey Katla, there's about to be a bunch of rich pricks in private jets downwind of you.
Just an FYI.
Just an FYI.
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Don't hear conservatives, Republicans trash talking the "federal gubment" now anti-democracy fascists and gangsters are in there, do you? Now they're trash talking "local and state gubment." Almost like it was never based on any actual theory of federalism, just wherever they had more power.
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Don't hear conservatives, Republicans trash talking the "federal gubment" now anti-democracy fascists and gangsters are in there, do you? Now they're trash talking "local and state gubment." Almost like it was never based on any actual theory of federalism, just wherever they had more power.
Would be a wonderful day for Davos to get flattened like Blatten.
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Would be a wonderful day for Davos to get flattened like Blatten.
Sometimes soon isn't soon enough.
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Sometimes soon isn't soon enough.
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Seeing a Hispanic name on the back of a Team USA jersey has some real Helene Mayer vibes.
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Seeing a Hispanic name on the back of a Team USA jersey has some real Helene Mayer vibes.