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modular sexperiments, budget friendly dildos, and silly toys to make sex more fun. 🔞 funkittoys.com

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 27d

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.

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three buttplugs of varied size, all colored and shaped like candy corn, in a pot of actual candy corn on a blue background.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1h

ooof, i know the fresh order of silicone cashflow blues. Good luck!

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Tentickle Toys @tentickletoys.bsky.social · 1h

FLASH SALE!
I just stocked up on plenty of silicone and funds are tight, so everything on the site is 15% off this weekend until midnight Sunday BST - discount applied automatically in cart.
(Includes inventory AND made-to-orders)

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1h

Gay Avenue Pump Station

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1h

Today! Noon! Checkerspot Brewing! Baltimore Dyke Market!

Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 10h

i think that makes it assault again, but... i do have a nerf-based dildo cannon

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 14h

one day!

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 14h

Link.

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 14h

Link.

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 4d

What if we all just post the word Link over and over again repost it and like then until even the normies are bothered?

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 14h

i'm gonna be at Checkerspot Brewing tomorrow between 2 and 4pm for the Baltimore Dyke Market! Come see some dils and dos!

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

my philosophy of sex toy design is that sex should be sillier

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 19h

dildos dildo it better

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

Explain your username

if you turn the "c" in "fuck it" 90° clockwise it looks like an n

and if you turn the "n" in "funkit" 90 degrees counterclockwise it pooks like a c

Clint SacElroy 🔞 @cs-lewdis.bsky.social · 1d

Explain your username

I added a D to the Narnia guy's name bc I thought it would be funny

🐴 Jam 🎃 comms open! ⭐ @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 1d

Explain your username

I used to have an orange cat fursona and orange cats are weird little guys. Weird little guy also hadn't been turned into a negative term yet
I refuse to give it up tho
Also wyrd

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

i've never cared about assassin's creed, even when they made a pirate game. I've had no respect for ubisoft for years. I would've played the hell out of this.