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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 5h

my car wash is sending me promotional texts.

d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 7h

R.I.P.

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 7h

what does it mean when your 💩 smells like fresh road tar and burnt hair

d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 7h

"ceasefire"

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 7h

TRUMP: DISARMING HAMAS WOULD HAPPEN QUICKLY AND PERHAPS VIOLENTLY

d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 7h

yeah they need one that's essentially translucent for me

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 7h

is jerking off to ai porn unethical asking for a friend

d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 7h

"maybe women WANT to be dominated by nazi incels"

let's get through this news cycle quickly please

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 7h

donald if you're mad time magazine took a shitty photo of you maybe don't look like a sentient orange dried cum rag

d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 7h

that's the most shocking part. i assumed nia would have talked him out of going.

the bag must've been huge. which id's all he really needed to say. "the saudis are paying for my kids retirement".

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 8h

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 8h

he's digging himself into a deeper and deeper hole in response to the riyadh shit.

seems like he's on the "woke mob tried to cancel me" path.

i hope not, but... not holding my breath :(

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 8h

bill burr is about to swing into full-blown maga. what a timeline

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 14h

"underneath angles"

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 14h

netanyahu colluding with trump to "end" the genocide that both enabled, and that will almost certainly continue, is giving me real "iran releasing hostages during reagan's inauguration" vibes.

dictators work together to stay in power, until they don't.

d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 14h

i started the netarts oregon regiment and

we✊do✊not✊back✊down

d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 14h

so relieved the hostages were freed. and a ceasefire? awesome!

now release the epstein files

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 1d

if i was an ice agent, the number of ar-15's and ccw's in the hands of u.s. citizens would be a limiting factor on my behavior

Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

If they feel entitled to enforce this, and that necessarily means that they're going to feel entitled to stop and ask people for their papers if they think they might be aliens.

Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 1d

NEWS: ICE gave a Rogers Park man a $130 ticket for not having his papers on him. They rounded him up last week and eventually let him go, but not without a fine that some critics say is un-American. Trump admin enforcing little-used law
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/13/i...

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 1d

libs pwned!

alex jones shaved a hitler mustache to own the libs

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 1d

Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.

If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 1d

Musk is funding the legal battle of UK Far Right activist Tommy Robinson - real name Stephen Yaxley Lennon - as he faces charges brought by counterterrorism police.

Tommy Robinson claims Elon Musk is funding his legal battle — The Times and The Sunday Times

Tommy Robinson has claimed Elon Musk was paying his legal costs as he went on trial for refusing to comply with a request made by counterterrorism police as he tried to leave Britain last year. Robins...

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 1d

columbus was a ghoul even by medieval standards.

fuck christopher columbus

happy #indigenouspeoplesday!

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 1d

it legitimizes their talking points in maga's eyes.

cbs news is now state-sponsored propaganda.

fucking bleak.

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 1d

on a go-forward basis cbs news will now be a laundromat for maga/fascist talking points as written by the oligarch.

magically, "reports" coming out of this institution will align with right-wing dis/misinformation.

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d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 2d

stephanopoulos giving jd vance a "bye felicia" sparking some joy today

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