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@gageonbluesky.bsky.social

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Free Palestine 🇵🇸 He/They Decent music producer Fuck Elon Musk “Give me the chips, and I’ll bet them ‘fore the game has begun”

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 1h

What an awesome piece of art. Just finished his play through. Really hope he ends up going for another ending on stream.

This is genuinely so cute, great job :)

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 2h

Me flirting with a guy

“Haha omg your dick is sooooo tiny”

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 18h

Gay kid that likes sports

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images @images52.bsky.social · 1d

all roads lead to dinner with jay z

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images @images52.bsky.social · 16d

femboys are crazy cuz they just be named eric

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images @images52.bsky.social · 15d

getting a car just so someone can slash my tires

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Went to subway today and they fully have rimjobs on the menu just straight up

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

This looks like a dbd tile

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 2d

Officer you have to believe me it was either that or 500K

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll honestly take this

The cost difference is better than the node HP. Still works fundamentally the same, just feels unnecessary to do

Valorant News @valorantnews.bsky.social · 2d

Patch 11.08 // #VALORANT

DEADLOCK
• Mini Node HP: 570 > 480
• Barrier Mesh Cost: 400 > 300

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 2d

Clear fakers

My culture is not their costume

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 2d

I really hope I don’t have to choose between dinner with a mega famous rapper and song writer or a large sum of money equal to half a million dollars

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 3d

Monster is problematic language how about Frankenstein’s Guy

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 3d

How come effort bares fruit but I only bare children and bad decisions

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 3d

Girls will gather around the campfire and talk shit like girl you are NOT a barista

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 5d

Was just trying to watch a gangbang video and girl turns mid bj to say “If you like what you see, consider subscribing. It’s free, and you can unsubscribe anytime you want”

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 5d

How do I make it clear that my DND character is not a shitty and poorly done trans allegory and instead a commentary on how you are not your past mistakes

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 6d

Played a valorant game so bad once that I lied and said I was high

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 6d

Nothing less attractive than a negative mindset

“I can’t” well fuck yeah now I don’t think you can either bye hoe

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 7d

Omg that’s so cute

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 12d

Dinner with Jay Z or sex with your boss’s daughter

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 16d

umu, mwy nwame is M I C H E A L

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 17d

Ran into an age player and went pacifier for pacifier, they thought I was born yesterday nah I’m a week in

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 17d

Whoever put the ; next to the : on the phone was a fucking lobotomite

Now I’ll tell my boyfriend “I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you :)” on accident and now I feel like I’m wishing him “get well soon” instead of trying to get some dick

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 17d

Whoever put the ; next to the : on the phone was a fucking lobotomite

Now I’ll tell my friend “hope you had a great day ;)” on accident and now I have a dick appointment for the night instead of a friendly hello