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@gageonbluesky.bsky.social

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Free Palestine 🇵🇸 He/They Decent music producer Fuck Elon Musk “Give me the chips, and I’ll bet them ‘fore the game has begun”

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 9h

Monster is problematic language how about Frankenstein’s Guy

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 9h

How come effort bares fruit but I only bare children and bad decisions

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 9h

Girls will gather around the campfire and talk shit like girl you are NOT a barista

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 2d

Was just trying to watch a gangbang video and girl turns mid bj to say “If you like what you see, consider subscribing. It’s free, and you can unsubscribe anytime you want”

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 2d

How do I make it clear that my DND character is not a shitty and poorly done trans allegory and instead a commentary on how you are not your past mistakes

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 3d

Played a valorant game so bad once that I lied and said I was high

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing less attractive than a negative mindset

“I can’t” well fuck yeah now I don’t think you can either bye hoe

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 4d

Omg that’s so cute

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 9d

Dinner with Jay Z or sex with your boss’s daughter

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 14d

umu, mwy nwame is M I C H E A L

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 14d

Ran into an age player and went pacifier for pacifier, they thought I was born yesterday nah I’m a week in

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 15d

Whoever put the ; next to the : on the phone was a fucking lobotomite

Now I’ll tell my boyfriend “I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you :)” on accident and now I feel like I’m wishing him “get well soon” instead of trying to get some dick

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 15d

Whoever put the ; next to the : on the phone was a fucking lobotomite

Now I’ll tell my friend “hope you had a great day ;)” on accident and now I have a dick appointment for the night instead of a friendly hello

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 15d

Dawg my stalker is so fucking cringe she’s in my dms using xD unironically

images @images52.bsky.social · 15d

its hard being a psycho stalker girl in the 21st century :(

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 16d

Thinking about the Ottoman Empire rn

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images @images52.bsky.social · 17d

chekhov's uhhhh i dont remember it happened so long ago

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Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 19d

Can we please settle this privately

images @images52.bsky.social · 19d

look at my dom bro im cooked

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 21d

Would you rather jerk off and play video games, get a million dollars, or refuse the question

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 23d

I had to read this like 3 times to understand what you were saying

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 25d

Me, working as a barista on November 6th as Kamala Harris walks in to order her coffee, but I don’t know who she is: “so how’s your day going?”

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 25d

She flip on my meat, call her a cheese burger

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 26d

Lawyer has a big dick, judge has a big dick, what’s next, a hung jury?

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 27d

Tryna get these queers off the mind

#AFagTasia

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 28d

This didn’t age well 😬

images @images52.bsky.social · May 10

just shoved a qtip up my ear. game changing

Gage @gageonbluesky.bsky.social · 29d

Dinner with Jay-Z or dinner with 2 Jay-Z’s

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