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GZY ⍼ גז"י

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He/His/ער/זייַן This Too Shall Pass Full Slack Engineer Space laser operator Dad joke cornisseur Soros funded Reskeets == endorsement. Anonymous whistleblower line: https://ngl.link/yechielk

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · Jun 15

אָן קעניגן, אָן קייזערס!

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 19h

*wild* animals! It was supposed to say *wild* animals!

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 20h

I know, but an army of frogs sounded better in this context (at least in my head)

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 20h

Pharaoh!

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 20h

*Youth rabbi voice*: Do you know which other authoritarian regime was taken down by an army of large frogs as well as a plague of assorted wood animals?

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 21h

MAGA: I'm gone vote for Trump because he makes me feel like a manly man man!

Also MAGA: AAAHHHHH THERE'S SOMEONE WEARING A FROG COSTUME!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!! THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE NORMANDY!!!

hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 22h

Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence.

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah the "almost" was bedavka

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not saying there are NO wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus (or the subway for that matter), but to say that benefots for bus users are primarily for wealthy New Yorkers at the expense of working class New Yorkers is next-level crazy talk...

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Wealthy New Yorkers take the bus? What's he smoking???

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, the fact that Sifrei Torah from Ashkenaz and Sefardi communities have remained basically exactly the same (the text, not the outer casings) over centuries of almost no contact between communities is nothing short of amazing!

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Oh boy, we have a lot to catch up on the happenings in Judaism over the last 2,000 years....

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Reading the headline I was thinking "okay, she once called him that, maybe it was a few years ago" but then the article went "nope, no luck" 😭

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Wait what?

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Oh nooooo

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, if I'm a Democratic leader and I get invited to Camp David I'm not going unless I get a room on the first floor and I can bring my own tea....

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, that's what was going through my head when I posted it, but the joke still sounded good :)

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Can I introduce you to "you can eat all you want, as long as you like dry crackers"?

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Let's just say I was very thankful Sukkot started on the 7th this year...

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning to the Nobel Peace Prize committee and to the poor White House janitor who will have to clean the ketchup off the faux gold trimmings.

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

"I can't imagine it"

Not with that attitude you can't...

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah because when I see someone who's pregnant the first thought I have is "that's a nice placenta there..."

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon rooster is sitting in a car with a betsmove logo behind it

Alt: a cartoon rooster is sitting in a car with a betsmove logo behind it

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, sure, jokes aside that was my assumption, but then again should a person who has no idea what a placenta is or where babies come from be making statements about health policy for pregnant people (or anyone for that matter)?

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Baby expert here, this isn't funny! babies only go into the placenta when they're in extreme distress

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Baby expert here, babies only go into the placenta when they're in extreme distress

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, I'm sure folks are gonna be SUPER normal about this!

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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