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GZY ⍼ גז"י

@gamzehyaavor.bsky.social

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He/His/ער/זייַן This Too Shall Pass Full Slack Engineer Space laser operator Dad joke cornisseur Soros funded Reskeets == endorsement. Anonymous whistleblower line: https://ngl.link/yechielk

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · Jun 15

אָן קעניגן, אָן קייזערס!

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 28m

I mean, if I'm a Democratic leader and I get invited to Camp David I'm not going unless I get a room on the first floor and I can bring my own tea....

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 30m

Yeah, that's what was going through my head when I posted it, but the joke still sounded good :)

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 32m

Can I introduce you to "you can eat all you want, as long as you like dry crackers"?

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 32m

Let's just say I was very thankful Sukkot started on the 7th this year...

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 42m

Good morning to the Nobel Peace Prize committee and to the poor White House janitor who will have to clean the ketchup off the faux gold trimmings.

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 9h

"I can't imagine it"

Not with that attitude you can't...

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah because when I see someone who's pregnant the first thought I have is "that's a nice placenta there..."

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 16h

a cartoon rooster is sitting in a car with a betsmove logo behind it

Alt: a cartoon rooster is sitting in a car with a betsmove logo behind it

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 17h

I mean, sure, jokes aside that was my assumption, but then again should a person who has no idea what a placenta is or where babies come from be making statements about health policy for pregnant people (or anyone for that matter)?

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 17h

Baby expert here, this isn't funny! babies only go into the placenta when they're in extreme distress

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 17h

Baby expert here, babies only go into the placenta when they're in extreme distress

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 17h

Oh, I'm sure folks are gonna be SUPER normal about this!

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18h

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 18h

No but like for real wtf!!!

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 18h

Anyone who says "I'm a doctor" and isn't actually a licensed doctor licensed to practiced medicine should *especially* not be giving medical advice and if they do stay away from it with a 1000000 foot pole!

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 19h

First-world problems....

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

As Rabbi Akiva told Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai, it's enough that your creator and I know your greatness....

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

That looks like a pleasant relaxification

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Hatzlacha!

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 1d

Good luck! You're braver than I am!

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 3d

The two is referring to bulbs, not cloves.

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 3d

Yup, now someone just has to find the Haredi looking guy in Brooklyn 😅

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 3d

Doing something I haven't done in two decades*

*printing out walking directions like it's the early 00s and we're using @mapquest.com

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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, if you mess up a knot it's not a big deal to redo it 🤷

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 3d

I've been threatening to revoke laser access if folks don't pay their membership....

GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah was going to say it shouldn't be too hard to find instructions on how to switch the knot (I remember learning how to do it before my Bar Mitzva).