Goad (Legal Expert)
@goad.bsky.social
Provide Legal Expertise, not legal advice.
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Imagine it's 1900 and you are passing through Amish country and you are thinking to yourself "wow these people live like it's 1800"
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Imagine it's 1900 and you are passing through Amish country and you are thinking to yourself "wow these people live like it's 1800"
Edward Jacob Lang (parents must have been big Twilight fans) filed a frivolous lawsuit against the city of Dearborn that will get thrown out because law enforcement doesn't have to protect people from getting attacked.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Edward Jacob Lang (parents must have been big Twilight fans) filed a frivolous lawsuit against the city of Dearborn that will get thrown out because law enforcement doesn't have to protect people from getting attacked.
These were made unprofessionally, Trump led DoJ should try again but write the indictment with a pencil and on graphing paper
CV: "unconstitutionally appointed prosecutor"
- Took on "unique, if not unprecedented" role;
- exercised power "not lawfully" possessed;
- "acted alone in conducting a grand jury proceeding and securing an indictment."
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
- Took on "unique, if not unprecedented" role;
- exercised power "not lawfully" possessed;
- "acted alone in conducting a grand jury proceeding and securing an indictment."
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding prosecutor was unlawfully appointed
Lindsey Halligan was appointed after President Donald Trump urged Attorney General Pam Bondi to prosecute the former FBI director and New York attorney general.
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
These were made unprofessionally, Trump led DoJ should try again but write the indictment with a pencil and on graphing paper
Apparently the Virginia Union University marching band is going down West Avenue in Richmond
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Apparently the Virginia Union University marching band is going down West Avenue in Richmond
Trump meeting with Mamdani: Stephen Miller told me about this Red/Brown alliance thing. Which half of Poland do you want?
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Trump meeting with Mamdani: Stephen Miller told me about this Red/Brown alliance thing. Which half of Poland do you want?
Fun fact about Jake Lang is that his full name is Edward Jacob Lang which is also the names of the Vampire and Werewolf from Twilight
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Fun fact about Jake Lang is that his full name is Edward Jacob Lang which is also the names of the Vampire and Werewolf from Twilight
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
Hellow fellow legal it's time for crime. I am sitting through the State Crime Commission meeting in the basement of the Virginia General Assembly Building in Richmond. Today's meeting will have an emphasis on firearms.
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hellow fellow legal it's time for crime. I am sitting through the State Crime Commission meeting in the basement of the Virginia General Assembly Building in Richmond. Today's meeting will have an emphasis on firearms.
I'm going to show the 2014 music video for "Only" to my coworkers and absolutely shock them.
Trump stan Nicki Minaj shares anti-trans White House post set to 'Va Va Voom’ https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/13/trump-stan-nicki-minaj-shares-anti-trans-white-house-post-set-to-va-va-voom/?utm_content=1763328000&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trump stan Nicki Minaj shares anti-trans White House post set to 'Va Va Voom’
In her latest show of support for Donald Trump, Nicki Minaj has shared an anti-trans White House post set to her “Va Va Voom” song.
www.thepinknews.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'm going to show the 2014 music video for "Only" to my coworkers and absolutely shock them.
Just found out that Olivia Nuzzi went to Fordham University, so that makes her an A10 gal after her jailbait era. I've run out of nice things to say about her.
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just found out that Olivia Nuzzi went to Fordham University, so that makes her an A10 gal after her jailbait era. I've run out of nice things to say about her.
I'm not a foreign policy expert but I get bad vibes from MBS
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm not a foreign policy expert but I get bad vibes from MBS
There's gotta be a line of politicians in their 60s with a sex addiction lining up to be profiled by vanity fair
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
There's gotta be a line of politicians in their 60s with a sex addiction lining up to be profiled by vanity fair
Hello fellow legal experts. I am in the Washington Building in the Virginia Capitol Square where the Virginia Board of Elections is meeting. I'm here to listen to public comment and then watch a drawing of which House of Delegates races will get pulled for a random Risk Limiting Audit.
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hello fellow legal experts. I am in the Washington Building in the Virginia Capitol Square where the Virginia Board of Elections is meeting. I'm here to listen to public comment and then watch a drawing of which House of Delegates races will get pulled for a random Risk Limiting Audit.
FLCL but it's a data center
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
FLCL but it's a data center
When it's almost 6 PM in November
youtu.be/-G9U1QY4UDs?...
youtu.be/-G9U1QY4UDs?...
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
When it's almost 6 PM in November
youtu.be/-G9U1QY4UDs?...
youtu.be/-G9U1QY4UDs?...
I'm in the wrong expertise. I should be an economy expert since that got $100 to throw around on chair experts.
i once had a follower argue with an economist about if the economy was good or bad. said follower told the economist to send money to my cashapp if the economy was so great and the economist actually sent me $100. i wasnt even part of that convo or privy to it. i just randomly got $100. branding
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I'm in the wrong expertise. I should be an economy expert since that got $100 to throw around on chair experts.
The most recent episode of Tucker Carlson has him interview Adolf Hitler through Ouija board to get the story straight about the dictator's point of view on the Final Solution.
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The most recent episode of Tucker Carlson has him interview Adolf Hitler through Ouija board to get the story straight about the dictator's point of view on the Final Solution.
To honor the troops for Veteran's Month, we constructed a 100 foot effigy of Osama bin Laden that will be lit on fire. Also we just gave a billion more to Israel.
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
To honor the troops for Veteran's Month, we constructed a 100 foot effigy of Osama bin Laden that will be lit on fire. Also we just gave a billion more to Israel.
The picket line in front of Starbucks in Richmond on West Broad continues into its second day. The striking workers resist the temptation to spend their time at the nextdoor Chicken Fiesta instead.
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The picket line in front of Starbucks in Richmond on West Broad continues into its second day. The striking workers resist the temptation to spend their time at the nextdoor Chicken Fiesta instead.
Happening now at the Starbuck on West Broad Street in Richmond has closed as Starbucks workers go on strike.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Happening now at the Starbuck on West Broad Street in Richmond has closed as Starbucks workers go on strike.
Did we all memory hole Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff getting a DWI after Trump's State of the Union address?
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Did we all memory hole Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff getting a DWI after Trump's State of the Union address?
To the Etsy Witches out there, this is legal.
Fetterman is doing the gerontocrat failing body-mind system speed run lmao
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
To the Etsy Witches out there, this is legal.
We are seeing the Republican arsonists give up on the transgender panic and go back to furries with litter boxes in classrooms
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We are seeing the Republican arsonists give up on the transgender panic and go back to furries with litter boxes in classrooms
Glenn Youngkie and Abby Spanny at the Veterans Day event featuring one "good boy"
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Glenn Youngkie and Abby Spanny at the Veterans Day event featuring one "good boy"