Goddamit this is gonna be a long evening
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Goddamit this is gonna be a long evening
Haha I forgot that Manny Diaz is coaching Duke now. I worked with him for a hot minute at ESPN in the mid 90s. I guess he’s my mortal enemy now. At least for tonight.
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Haha I forgot that Manny Diaz is coaching Duke now. I worked with him for a hot minute at ESPN in the mid 90s. I guess he’s my mortal enemy now. At least for tonight.
Time to watch the UVA game!
a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food and holding her head .
Alt: Marge Simpson turning her head away in dismay
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December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Time to watch the UVA game!
Be with me, darling, early and late. Smash glasses—
I will study wry music for your sake.
For should your hands drop white and empty
All the toys of the world would break.
I will study wry music for your sake.
For should your hands drop white and empty
All the toys of the world would break.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Be with me, darling, early and late. Smash glasses—
I will study wry music for your sake.
For should your hands drop white and empty
All the toys of the world would break.
I will study wry music for your sake.
For should your hands drop white and empty
All the toys of the world would break.
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
Lady on the right did not get the memo
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Lady on the right did not get the memo
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I like how for most of history if you were out, you were out. That was it, no way to get ahold of you. Then cell phones are invented & we can be reached anywhere. Then we all silently agreed to never call anyone & if you do no one is obligated to answer. This is my internet box, not a phone.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I like how for most of history if you were out, you were out. That was it, no way to get ahold of you. Then cell phones are invented & we can be reached anywhere. Then we all silently agreed to never call anyone & if you do no one is obligated to answer. This is my internet box, not a phone.
I absolutely love the Scottish Christmas Walk, but I do not think I love it this much.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I absolutely love the Scottish Christmas Walk, but I do not think I love it this much.
Anybody been out and about enough in ALX to tell me how the roads are this morning?
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Anybody been out and about enough in ALX to tell me how the roads are this morning?
Hahahaha omg I had not seen this
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hahahaha omg I had not seen this
Green. Bell. Peppers. 🚫🫑
Although my hatred for them is perfectly reasonable because they are the skunk of the vegetable world.
What’s yours?
Although my hatred for them is perfectly reasonable because they are the skunk of the vegetable world.
What’s yours?
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Green. Bell. Peppers. 🚫🫑
Although my hatred for them is perfectly reasonable because they are the skunk of the vegetable world.
What’s yours?
Although my hatred for them is perfectly reasonable because they are the skunk of the vegetable world.
What’s yours?
It’s just nice to know that a few years from now, no matter where we are or what we’re doing, we will all be able to look back and say, “Do you remember?”
And someone will reply, “Yeah, I couldn’t believe Justin Trudeau dated Katy Perry either.”
And someone will reply, “Yeah, I couldn’t believe Justin Trudeau dated Katy Perry either.”
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s just nice to know that a few years from now, no matter where we are or what we’re doing, we will all be able to look back and say, “Do you remember?”
And someone will reply, “Yeah, I couldn’t believe Justin Trudeau dated Katy Perry either.”
And someone will reply, “Yeah, I couldn’t believe Justin Trudeau dated Katy Perry either.”
Warned my college kid in Philly about Waymo test-driving their cars there.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Warned my college kid in Philly about Waymo test-driving their cars there.
You're all laughing now, but the joke's gonna be on us when he turns out a trenchant commentary on man's inhumanity to man and sweeps the Oscars.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You're all laughing now, but the joke's gonna be on us when he turns out a trenchant commentary on man's inhumanity to man and sweeps the Oscars.
Dreamed that I met an artist of color who explored colonialism through elaborate historic costuming and told him I totally relate because I have been to one of those old timey western photo tourist trap places.
Anyway, cringing in mortification is my favorite way to wake up.
Anyway, cringing in mortification is my favorite way to wake up.
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dreamed that I met an artist of color who explored colonialism through elaborate historic costuming and told him I totally relate because I have been to one of those old timey western photo tourist trap places.
Anyway, cringing in mortification is my favorite way to wake up.
Anyway, cringing in mortification is my favorite way to wake up.
If you had told teenaged me that my Spotify wrapped would look like this one day, I would have been furious at you.
I also would have said “Ohmigod, what is Spotify wrapped? That sounds, like, totally bogus.”
I also would have said “Ohmigod, what is Spotify wrapped? That sounds, like, totally bogus.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If you had told teenaged me that my Spotify wrapped would look like this one day, I would have been furious at you.
I also would have said “Ohmigod, what is Spotify wrapped? That sounds, like, totally bogus.”
I also would have said “Ohmigod, what is Spotify wrapped? That sounds, like, totally bogus.”
Reposted by SFH
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
It’s random that “show” and “those” are among my most-used bsky words. Do I really mention tables that often? How is “like” not on there?
“Shit” and “cheese” totally track tho
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
“Shit” and “cheese” totally track tho
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s random that “show” and “those” are among my most-used bsky words. Do I really mention tables that often? How is “like” not on there?
“Shit” and “cheese” totally track tho
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
“Shit” and “cheese” totally track tho
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Reposted by SFH
Okay ALX Skeeters, the holiday card exchange is back.
Pretty simple: you sign up. We match you with another household. You send them a card. Somebody else sends you a card. Everybody gets holiday joy.
Join up at forms.gle/T56PWSJQzNer... by December 8 2025
Pretty simple: you sign up. We match you with another household. You send them a card. Somebody else sends you a card. Everybody gets holiday joy.
Join up at forms.gle/T56PWSJQzNer... by December 8 2025
a person is opening a green mailbox with the words `` you got mail '' above it .
Alt: a person is opening a green mailbox with the words `` you got mail '' above it .
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November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Okay ALX Skeeters, the holiday card exchange is back.
Pretty simple: you sign up. We match you with another household. You send them a card. Somebody else sends you a card. Everybody gets holiday joy.
Join up at forms.gle/T56PWSJQzNer... by December 8 2025
Pretty simple: you sign up. We match you with another household. You send them a card. Somebody else sends you a card. Everybody gets holiday joy.
Join up at forms.gle/T56PWSJQzNer... by December 8 2025
Working from the couch would be comfier if he did not rabbit-kick in his sleep.
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Working from the couch would be comfier if he did not rabbit-kick in his sleep.
It’s Infrastructure Week at the 16yo’s school (they are taking a field trip to a sewage treatment plant).
He is less than thrilled, but I enjoyed saying “have fun at the poop plant!” when I dropped him off.
(Why is there no GIF of Jamie Tartt saying “It’s just poo-peh”?)
He is less than thrilled, but I enjoyed saying “have fun at the poop plant!” when I dropped him off.
(Why is there no GIF of Jamie Tartt saying “It’s just poo-peh”?)
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It’s Infrastructure Week at the 16yo’s school (they are taking a field trip to a sewage treatment plant).
He is less than thrilled, but I enjoyed saying “have fun at the poop plant!” when I dropped him off.
(Why is there no GIF of Jamie Tartt saying “It’s just poo-peh”?)
He is less than thrilled, but I enjoyed saying “have fun at the poop plant!” when I dropped him off.
(Why is there no GIF of Jamie Tartt saying “It’s just poo-peh”?)
Pure chaos at the dog biscuit factory
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Pure chaos at the dog biscuit factory
@megmi9.bsky.social have you seen this yet? Coat bath!
Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
@megmi9.bsky.social have you seen this yet? Coat bath!
I'm in the Labubu
I'm in the cybertruck
I'm in the combination Labubu and cybertruck
I'm in the cybertruck
I'm in the combination Labubu and cybertruck
i drive by this monstrosity several times a week. the first time i saw it my mind broke a little bit and i just started mumbling "labubu cybertruck" to myself for the rest of the drive
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm in the Labubu
I'm in the cybertruck
I'm in the combination Labubu and cybertruck
I'm in the cybertruck
I'm in the combination Labubu and cybertruck