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Gord Randall
@garandall.bsky.social
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Analyst on Gridiron Nation on TSN, high school football coach. UBC/Queen's alumnus and man of the world.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 10h
I personally think it's:
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 13h
The Merchant Marine has a football team?! LOL
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 18h
I'm shocked. SHOCKED I tell you!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18h
israel has already broken the ceasefire
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Don't worry! T Mobile will kill all the offense anyway.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
I am officially petitioning MLB to make the Mariners wear pinstripes for game 3 so the Jays can remember how to hit.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
ABS coming next spring!
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
And then you factor in the hibachi secondary logo: 🔥🔥🔥
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
This segment of Gridiron Nation is brought to you by Krown Produce!
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Can't fire the owner, sadly.
Any way we can crowdfund and turn them into the Green Bay Packers???
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Funny you say this, I just commented to a friend that he's the sleepiest looking person I've ever seen.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
I agree that the "fuck everything Toronto!" crew is absolutely exhausting. Huge little bro energy.
But I also know enough people that fell in love with Griffey and suffered their entire lives because of it that I'm happy for them.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Can't risk that 40% chance that we squeak into the last playoff spot!
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Tonight moved me to the "acceptance" part of the process. I hope the Mariners beat whoever they face in the world series!
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Currently contemplating the amount of Jays fans who are also Bills fans...
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
(It's still the weekend in Canada.)
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Everything about this weekend has been a massive fuck you to Toronto lol
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
That turkey looks like the only thing more cooked than the Blue Jays.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Feels like the embodiment of how rattled this team is right now.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
That guy needs an offseason in the worst way.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Buys him some more warm-up time though
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Every Jays fan, 45 minutes ago: WHAT THE HELL, THIS UMP JUST COST US THE GAME

Every Mariners fan, 5 minutes ago: WHAT THE HELL, THIS UMP JUST COST US THE GAME
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Spiritually, he hasn't
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
We actually generally call it a Derrière Cork.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Ooh, I like this
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
They dominated game one. Anybody saying otherwise wasn't watching.
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