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Gord Randall
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Analyst on Gridiron Nation on TSN, high school football coach. UBC/Queen's alumnus and man of the world.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 16h
Don't worry! T Mobile will kill all the offense anyway.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 16h
I am officially petitioning MLB to make the Mariners wear pinstripes for game 3 so the Jays can remember how to hit.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 16h
ABS coming next spring!
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 16h
And then you factor in the hibachi secondary logo: 🔥🔥🔥
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 17h
This segment of Gridiron Nation is brought to you by Krown Produce!
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 17h
Can't fire the owner, sadly.
Any way we can crowdfund and turn them into the Green Bay Packers???
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 17h
Funny you say this, I just commented to a friend that he's the sleepiest looking person I've ever seen.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 17h
I agree that the "fuck everything Toronto!" crew is absolutely exhausting. Huge little bro energy.
But I also know enough people that fell in love with Griffey and suffered their entire lives because of it that I'm happy for them.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 17h
Can't risk that 40% chance that we squeak into the last playoff spot!
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 17h
Tonight moved me to the "acceptance" part of the process. I hope the Mariners beat whoever they face in the world series!
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 17h
Currently contemplating the amount of Jays fans who are also Bills fans...
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 18h
(It's still the weekend in Canada.)
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 18h
Everything about this weekend has been a massive fuck you to Toronto lol
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 18h
That turkey looks like the only thing more cooked than the Blue Jays.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 19h
Feels like the embodiment of how rattled this team is right now.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 19h
That guy needs an offseason in the worst way.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 19h
Buys him some more warm-up time though
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 20h
Every Jays fan, 45 minutes ago: WHAT THE HELL, THIS UMP JUST COST US THE GAME

Every Mariners fan, 5 minutes ago: WHAT THE HELL, THIS UMP JUST COST US THE GAME
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 20h
Spiritually, he hasn't
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 22h
We actually generally call it a Derrière Cork.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
Ooh, I like this
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
They dominated game one. Anybody saying otherwise wasn't watching.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
I know the system is a mess but these price points... Don't seem crazy to me?
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 1d
Well despite "winning the lottery" and entering the window right when it opened, all of the Toronto World Cup tickets were 100% sold out when I got in (congrats robots)

But as a public service, since ticket prices have been a mystery, I can share what I see listed as FIFA's cheapest seat pricing:
Tickets Starting At (CAD) Group stage (all cities, weekdays) $80 Group stage (all cities, weekends) $95-105 Group stage (Canada in Toronto) $495 Group stage (Canada in Vancouver) $110 Group stage (USA in Seattle) $125 Group stage (USA in LA) $780 Group stage (Mexico in Mexico) $515 Round of 32 $175-$255 Round of 16 $235-$360 Quarterfinals $385-$570 Semifinals $585-$635 Bronze final (Miami) $230 Final (NJ) $2,840
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 2d
Thanksgiving in Canada has nothing to do with Columbus!

We are a colonial country with a million things to atone for but Thanksgiving is not one of them.

Our Thanksgiving is timed with the harvest and it's literally just "Be grateful for harvest"

US Imperialism has brain rotted too many of you.
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Gord Randall @garandall.bsky.social · 1d
In the literal sense the way the Jays lost this game ensured I'll have a hangover tomorrow.
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