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🦃 ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 🦃 @shuchancellor.online · 2h

"A TOTAL REVOLUTION OF VALUES!"

LONGZHONG PLAN WITH TURTLE ISLAND CHARACTERISTICS

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 1h

Pizza Hut has fallen. Billions must outpizza.

darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 1d

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 1h

Well meme’d Mike! You might have won the internet for the day my fren 🤣✝️🤣✝️🤣✝️🤣

onion person @junlper.beer · 12h

dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically

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🦃 ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 🦃 @shuchancellor.online · 1d

DONG ZHUO, HAVING DEVALUED THE HAN CURRENCY, HAD THIS TO SAY TO THE IMPERIAL SCRIBES WHEN CONFRONTED ABOUT STARVATION IN THE LANDS:

"HOW DARE THE PEASANTRY ASK FOR MORE RICE! LAZY BASTARDS! DON'T I DO ENOUGH KEEPING THE BARBARIANS AWAY AT OUR BORDERS!?"

HE ALLEGEDLY STORMED OFF INTO THE CAPITOL...

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: The Trump administration says it will pay SNAP benefits reduced by 50% to the 22 million households enrolled in the program.

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 17h

Billions must join the society of righteous and harmonious fists

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 17h

Hate my scheming court eunuchs bro. He on some ‘All is well under the auspicious cloud’ shit like we didn’t just lose the Mandate of Heaven 💀

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Worm Girl @worm-girl.bsky.social · 17h

Rest in Power Senator Armstrong. You taught us the importance of being ready to sacrifice the nation for the sake of ???

a close up of a man wearing glasses and smiling

ALT: a close up of a man wearing glasses and smiling

media.tenor.com

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 20h

Scrolling through the Glossary of 2020s Slang Wikipedia page just to feel something

Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 21h

Missed opportunity to say Jumpoe be continued, Execution date November 27th.

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 23h

Eating a snack in front of my daughter to teach her desire is perpetuated by satiating desire. This has nothing to do with my greed

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 23h

In modern day America, ‘live laugh love’ has been replaced in the suburban mom vernacular with ‘live laugh lament’. This cultural phenomenon is a subtle nod to the fact everything sucks balls

Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 23h

Breaking: Citizen Andrew spotted patrolling the Queen Elizabeth II memorials in parks across London in hopes a child grabs a Paddington

The Onion @theonion.com · 23h

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 23h

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 23h

Bush Jr. calls Chaney’s death a loss to the nation and sorrow to his friends

TikTok with caption’ The loving side of King Von’, referring to the rapper/musician and prolific murderer of the same name

Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 23h

Chaney Haiku

Dick Chaney is dead
At last returned to Nixon
Endorse Satan next

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 1d

Dick Cheney died before he was able to endorse Kamala for her 2028 Presidential run……

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 1d

@ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social I have good news

Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 1d

Think he’s in the 2026 update order, around third place, after the 14th Dalai Lama and Fred Flintstone respectively

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll stick it out a while here at least, but it ain’t lookin’ good sports fans.

Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 1d

Migrated from Twitter to here properly, not 24 hours into this I learn the CEO is a transphobe and the COO is a Heritage Foundation/Project 2025 enjoyer

Going nomadic at this point. Don’t even mean social media I’m just gonna live in a yurt far away from corpo bigots.

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 2d

Explaining that desire is perpetuated by satisfying desire to an American: so imagine a cosmically temporary burger

Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 2d

Deleted Twitter, I’m free

Toad has a feeling. That feeling..? Well. Let’s just say… tonight is gonna be a good night

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Garfskunksamsara @garfskunk.bsky.social · 4d

Happy ‘ween :)

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 17d

Yuri 2

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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 19d

Happy John Brown’s Raid day to all who celebrate

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