Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell
@gazzalw63.bsky.social
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Historian, Mitcham's greatest Satirist, West Northumbrian, Centre left, Woke, Pro-EU, Nazi Hater. NUFC fan since 1969. Wargamer, YouTube creator, Tolkien fan, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, comedian and father of 2. Bit silly but don't care. Gemini.
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I was hoping Cliff and the Shadows would do another gig.

Gutted.
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And I still won’t be getting one.

I’ll have Digital ID instead please.
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Because you’re the first politician on there to call them out. Piers Morgan and Alastair Campbell did but aren’t Politicians.
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Stunned that he got a bigger bribe than he did.
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I dragged myself to St George’s today to find my appointment had been cancelled. Had to have a rest 4 times getting there too. Fucking Tories. Fuck Thatcher. Fuck Farage.

It’s the hatred keeps me going to be fair.
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Grandpa‘s Joe and George spent less time in bed than me these days.

I can only hope my Grandson Charlie Bucket finds a Golden ticket before I cash mine in. I fucking hate cabbage soup.

In a world of Imagination.
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Totally with you there, a Lot in fact.

Soddem (sic)
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Styx

Paradise Theatre

What a concept Album for the generations.

Sheer genius.
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For 30 minutes.

No Island was visited, no apartment was stayed in.

Unlike Mandy who set up the meeting.
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So he imposed Tariffs on China then complains when they refuse to trade, which was the point of Tariffs anyway then wants them to just give away shit for free?

So he wants America to pay the tariffs on imports and is now pissed off they aren’t exporting.

None of this makes sense.
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I dare say they’re celebrating there too but I hope there are conditions to stop and even reverse the land grabs, intimidation and murders being committed there too. Certainly should be.
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Celebrations in Gaza and Hostage square in Tel Aviv which is wonderful but I would not be surprised in the slightest if Netanyahu finds some excuse to carry on fighting and I don’t trust Hamas either unless an independent government is imposed and even then I still don’t trust Netanyahu.
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Yusuf likes to talk about Hypnosis a lot but not Russian bribery.
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Koresh and the Branch Davidians had a lot of similarities, taking kids away from their parents, the leader picking who he wanted to have sex with and in Koresh’s case sex with children.
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Indeed and his wife was given a lethal injection, as were many others when the bodies were examined.
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Humphrey Littleton on ISIHAC used to be relentless against Geordies when the show was in Sunderland and equally so for the Mackems when in Newcastle. All good fun.
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Then up steps Bill with a ‘Hold my beer’ attempt .

It’s car crash TV
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Restaurants are doing these bastards a favour by not feeding them.
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Tracy from County Durham really is quite thick.

No wonder Reform did so well there. Sheesh!

#TippingPoint
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Not that long ago they demanded the resignation of a Labour minister who may have avoided it while ignoring the Reform leader who definitely did! Now they want to scrap it can Angela come back then?
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Does not surprise me in the slightest, totally ridiculous policy. Tories lap it up and Reform will follow suit. Labour really shouldn’t go there.