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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell

@gazzalw63.bsky.social

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Historian, Mitcham's greatest Satirist, West Northumbrian, Centre left, Woke, Pro-EU, Nazi Hater. NUFC fan since 1969. Wargamer, YouTube creator, Tolkien fan, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, comedian and father of 2. Bit silly but don't care. Gemini.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1h

I dragged myself to St George’s today to find my appointment had been cancelled. Had to have a rest 4 times getting there too. Fucking Tories. Fuck Thatcher. Fuck Farage.

It’s the hatred keeps me going to be fair.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1h

Grandpa‘s Joe and George spent less time in bed than me these days.

I can only hope my Grandson Charlie Bucket finds a Golden ticket before I cash mine in. I fucking hate cabbage soup.

In a world of Imagination.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1h

Outrageous

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1h

Totally with you there, a Lot in fact.

Soddem (sic)

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1h

Styx

Paradise Theatre

What a concept Album for the generations.

Sheer genius.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 2h

For 30 minutes.

No Island was visited, no apartment was stayed in.

Unlike Mandy who set up the meeting.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 3h

So he imposed Tariffs on China then complains when they refuse to trade, which was the point of Tariffs anyway then wants them to just give away shit for free?

So he wants America to pay the tariffs on imports and is now pissed off they aren’t exporting.

None of this makes sense.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 3h

It’s very worrying.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 4h

I dare say they’re celebrating there too but I hope there are conditions to stop and even reverse the land grabs, intimidation and murders being committed there too. Certainly should be.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 16h

Celebrations in Gaza and Hostage square in Tel Aviv which is wonderful but I would not be surprised in the slightest if Netanyahu finds some excuse to carry on fighting and I don’t trust Hamas either unless an independent government is imposed and even then I still don’t trust Netanyahu.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 18h

Yusuf likes to talk about Hypnosis a lot but not Russian bribery.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

Koresh and the Branch Davidians had a lot of similarities, taking kids away from their parents, the leader picking who he wanted to have sex with and in Koresh’s case sex with children.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

Indeed and his wife was given a lethal injection, as were many others when the bodies were examined.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

Humphrey Littleton on ISIHAC used to be relentless against Geordies when the show was in Sunderland and equally so for the Mackems when in Newcastle. All good fun.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

Then up steps Bill with a ‘Hold my beer’ attempt .

It’s car crash TV

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

Restaurants are doing these bastards a favour by not feeding them.

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

Tracy from County Durham really is quite thick.

No wonder Reform did so well there. Sheesh!

#TippingPoint

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

Not that long ago they demanded the resignation of a Labour minister who may have avoided it while ignoring the Reform leader who definitely did! Now they want to scrap it can Angela come back then?

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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

Does not surprise me in the slightest, totally ridiculous policy. Tories lap it up and Reform will follow suit. Labour really shouldn’t go there.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

All coming to the UK in 4 years time if our media have their way.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 1d

Christ Almighty, I didn’t think X could plummet further downwards but clearly it can.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 2d

That was her first and last leader’s speech. Repeat next year and quite likely the following year too.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 2d

Just postponing the inevitable. Did you say the same about DOS 3.0, windows 2.0, NT, 95, 98, 2000, XP, Windows 7?

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 2d

Well you can watch the whole shitshow on YouTube if you want a laugh.

Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 2d

The absolute audacity of the Cunt. Shocking.