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Mike D’Angelo
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“Why would Weird Al do that?” I’m gonna be briefly wondering on a regular basis for the rest of my life.
Remember the people who favored an interpretation of TÁR’s ending for which there was zero support in the actual movie? I’m about to become that guy for BUGONIA.
At 57 I may have only 20 or so years left, and when I measure that by movies—the time remaining to me is the time since, say, CACHÉ—it feels frighteningly close. But then I remind myself that YouTube and Twitter and smartphones didn’t exist 20 years ago, and it feels unimaginably distant.
Something I keep thinking about is that YouTube didn't exist 20 years ago
(The cut to the Gettysburg re-enactment actually made me think “Oh, it’s gonna be several ‘house of dynamite’ scenarios from throughout history.” Which I might have preferred.)
“Why would anyone structure it like this?” I spent the whole last hour-plus wondering. Finally realized it’s because they wanted the illusion of real time decision-making and it doesn’t take anywhere near the length of a movie for a missile to reach U.S. soil. “No choice” but to keep rewinding.
Although now I’m watching the trailer for something called MERCY and I correctly ID’d Ferguson in that. Guess it depends. (But I thought she was Condon the whole way through HOUSE OF DYNAMITE.)
Just discovered that I can’t tell Rebecca Ferguson from Kerry Condon if the role calls for an American accent. (Quick search reveals I’m not alone in this.)
The idea behind Tapestry is actually an all-in-one RSS-type feed—you can toss in subreddits, YouTube channels, anything with a public API (so not Twitter or Instagram)—but that’s not something I want. It’s the plentiful customization I like.
Been mourning Twitterrific for 3 years, so was happy to belatedly discover that its creator now offers a reader, Tapestry, that makes this joint considerably less bland, with color-coded list integration and customizable font / text size and such. Can’t post/reply yet, but they’re working on it.
Some poor actor evidently was cut out of STEALING HOME at the very last minute.
I’m just gonna treat this like a shitty documentary since they titled it like one.
Brown: Get On Up
Valens: La Bamba
Turner: What’s Love Got to Do With It
Curtis: Control
Liberace: Behind the Candalabra
Gordon: ’Round Midnight
Lynn: Coal Miner’s Daughter
Guthrie: Bound for Glory
Eminem: 8 Mile
Cash: Walk the Line
Dylan: A Complete Unknown
Piaf: La Vie en Rose
Beatles: Backbeat
I mean it’s really a headband, not a bandanna. But he does kinda look DFWish.
I trust Dinklage’s bandanna is an integral part of the joke.
I was so broke when I first started working at Tower Records in 1987 that the only way I could eat lunch some days was by shorting customers who were getting like 92 cents in change a quarter (which virtually no one noticed) until I had $4-5 worth of quarters. Not proud of that, but it worked.
My plan to watch a particular film tonight has been foiled by seemingly half the internet going down in the middle of the night. Good thing I’m swimming in physical media.
Probably the correct explanation.
Google Books shows people using "would wish to" like that up through the 19th century. I'd guess it's just that "would" has mostly retreated to conditional or habitual action in modern English outside of some common set phrases like "would like to."
I imagine people sometimes employ the ambiguity for comic effect. “I would like to thank the executive producers…but I can’t, because they’re craven assholes who made the shoot a living hell.”
Okay but why isn’t that an issue with “would like”?
“Would like to” or “wish to,” pick one. Not this.

(Hard to articulate why, though. You need the “would” prior to “like” because otherwise it reads like the filmmakers just enjoy thanking the following people generally, whereas “wish” doesn’t require it, but is that all it is?)
“At least Santos had the Courage, Conviction and Intelligence to ALWAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN!” Just astonishing that we’ve reached a point where the President says aloud “Republicans can do whatever they want without fear of reprisal” and nearly half the country is cool with it because it’s their side.
Apparently that is the plot of GOOD FORTUNE but I mean it’s also WINGS OF DESIRE’s “plot.”