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Hail Saint Nick

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I use this account to follow the news mainly. Deliberately kept anonymous-ish and generic

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · Jul 25

Respect this bird

An adorably polite bird just watching me walk home at midnight (no flash, just really bright streetlights)

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 24m

They think by avoiding the magic word they can avoid labeling it as something unforgivably evil. Which it already is and would be even if it didn't meet the definition (which it does)

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1h

I don't see an option to apply a discount code

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 2h

Same reason why my parents watch Chinese Oprah/Dr. Oz all the time, and why the Asian Tiger Mom thing is in fact very real

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 2h

An excessive preoccupation with healthy living (beyond what is actually sound, hence "crunchy granola") seems to be rooted in fear of things that are beyond your control. Creates the illusion that you will be just fine when in fact we all have 1 hit point

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 15h

Or common-law, or a Nick Cannon-style arrangement

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 15h

They could've just broken the curse by sticking to civil unions

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 16h

"Average mystery is haunted by 1 monster" factoid is just statistical error. Average mystery has 0 monsters. Zombie Island, with 1000 zombies, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 16h

"Average mystery is haunted by 1 monster" factoid is just statistical error. Average mystery has 0 monsters. Zombie Island, with 1000 zombies, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 17h

I thought he was dead

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 17h

For your own sanity

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 18h

Ms Frizzle got sued so hard for child endangerment she ended the magic bus industry like that limo crash in NY that killed a whole wedding party

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 18h

Toba eruption

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 19h

I thought all bell peppers are the worst bc they aren't spicy

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 19h

Has he considered learning to code?

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 19h

You can survive at least 2 14-inch naval shells? Impressive

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

Evangelicals and a racism one step removed from the 14 words

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

Skill issue. Everyone knows proper gear for investigating decrepit and abandoned mansions includes a flamethrower

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

Omg Vance would give Trump the prize in front of the cameras just for clout

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

Ok since this would be even funnier I endorse this pick

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

Since the stakes are so low I endorse the funniest option

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

Cutting USAID alone is having an equivalent effect of maybe a dozen Hiroshima-scale bombings every year.

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

I don't see anything mutually exclusive about this

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

"I call it The Aristocrats!"

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

We need to get Pope Leo watching John Wick 2 to incept in him how cool it is to say "Excommunicado"

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

10 years from now he's gonna be webcasting anti-trans nonsense while black mold grows over the back wall