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Hail Saint Nick

@genericuser1234567.bsky.social

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I use this account to follow the news mainly. Deliberately kept anonymous-ish and generic

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · Jul 25

Respect this bird

An adorably polite bird just watching me walk home at midnight (no flash, just really bright streetlights)

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 11h

Or common-law, or a Nick Cannon-style arrangement

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 11h

They could've just broken the curse by sticking to civil unions

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 12h

"Average mystery is haunted by 1 monster" factoid is just statistical error. Average mystery has 0 monsters. Zombie Island, with 1000 zombies, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 12h

"Average mystery is haunted by 1 monster" factoid is just statistical error. Average mystery has 0 monsters. Zombie Island, with 1000 zombies, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 13h

I thought he was dead

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 13h

For your own sanity

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 13h

Ms Frizzle got sued so hard for child endangerment she ended the magic bus industry like that limo crash in NY that killed a whole wedding party

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 14h

Toba eruption

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 14h

I thought all bell peppers are the worst bc they aren't spicy

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 14h

Has he considered learning to code?

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 15h

You can survive at least 2 14-inch naval shells? Impressive

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 20h

Evangelicals and a racism one step removed from the 14 words

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 21h

Skill issue. Everyone knows proper gear for investigating decrepit and abandoned mansions includes a flamethrower

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 21h

Omg Vance would give Trump the prize in front of the cameras just for clout

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 21h

Ok since this would be even funnier I endorse this pick

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 21h

Since the stakes are so low I endorse the funniest option

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 22h

Cutting USAID alone is having an equivalent effect of maybe a dozen Hiroshima-scale bombings every year.

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 23h

I don't see anything mutually exclusive about this

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

"I call it The Aristocrats!"

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

We need to get Pope Leo watching John Wick 2 to incept in him how cool it is to say "Excommunicado"

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

10 years from now he's gonna be webcasting anti-trans nonsense while black mold grows over the back wall

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, the man who tried to ruin bouillon for a whole generation

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

Aren't male lions a bunch of cub-killing assholes who just steal hyena kills all the time?

Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

An army of Carolyn Bryants

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Hail Saint Nick @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1d

Pegging?

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