Hail Saint Nick
genericuser1234567.bsky.social
Hail Saint Nick
@genericuser1234567.bsky.social
I use this account to follow the news mainly. Deliberately kept anonymous-ish and generic

Feel free to steal my jokes
He's kinda known in professional circles as a bit of a hack these days. I've heard he's infamous for reproducibility problems with his research, and I have reason to believe he had advance notice of the experiment that led to the He Jiankui affair.

Guy was complicit in actual human eugenics
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I don't have the energy anymore to yell at everyone being silly or stupid. I save that energy for actual evil shit.

Rn a lot of my professional hater energy is tied up with that synbio guy who showed up in the Epstein Files 2200+ times (the guy with the fake direwolves)
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 AM
As a scientist and engineer, our collective instinct to anyone who makes a claim like this and then says "no you may not see the evidence" is to call them a lying liar who lies

The decade of schooling is training us to say it a little more politely
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Correction to my earlier statement: Hannibal Lecter is the inevitable result of the truly heinous institution that is Johns Hopkins Medical School.

He only scored 75th percentile in Evil for his medical board exam (better than Dr. Evil but not by much)
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Come on Robert, don't be a Panican about this
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Hannibal Lecter is somehow nowhere near the most evil medical doctor associated with the Johns Hopkins
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Reposted by Hail Saint Nick
I was Googling to add flavor to this shitpost but WTF. Tuskegee Syphilis Study-ass shit
Baltimore Lead Paint Study - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I was Googling to add flavor to this shitpost but WTF. Tuskegee Syphilis Study-ass shit
Baltimore Lead Paint Study - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 AM
The traditional Chinese treatment for that is to stew some beef tendon or shank
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 AM
And the guy who makes it to Elon Musk's bedroom, after getting through the security detail, is the kind of guy I wouldn't feel comfortable facing off against without a belt-fed LMG and a bomb suit
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Nah, I'd recommend Elon a Nambu Type 94 for this purpose so that he can carry with class
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Reposted by Hail Saint Nick
You're fired.
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
You can only justify one if you use the bed space effectively

Or if you mount a belt-fed
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Film class also teaches you a little on what to watch out for, albeit in the context of the medium itself being the product
February 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
That the Super Crown turns Toadette into Peachette creates more questions than answers. Is she related to Peach? Is there some magical limiter keeping Toads from growing up (since they're mostly adults despite the size)? Is the Super Crown some kind of Wish Granter?
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The way these file releases are going, you're gonna have to re-record this semiannually for the next 3 years
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Demonic squirrel-thing? Sorry, that deserves a yelling
February 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I dunno if you've been watching the Olympics, but whatever you do don't pick up the gun at the bottom of that slope
February 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by Hail Saint Nick
Not wearing her wedding ring either, right?
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Gonna teach my kids the best way to beat the Polymarket is to become Lester from GTA
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
My favorite brunch food is deep fried ground shrimp balls dipped in chili sauce
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM