Dan McCoy
@dankmccoy.bsky.social
Creator/co-host @flophousepodcast.com, a comedy podcast about bad movies. Wrote for The Daily Show for a decade. Drawings on Instagram at danmccoydraws.
Last night my laptop went crazy and started just typing periods and not letting me type anything, and I was worried it was fucked and I'd have to replace this expensive thing.
Then I walked into the other room to find our cat Panda sitting on the external bluetooth keyboard.
Then I walked into the other room to find our cat Panda sitting on the external bluetooth keyboard.
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Last night my laptop went crazy and started just typing periods and not letting me type anything, and I was worried it was fucked and I'd have to replace this expensive thing.
Then I walked into the other room to find our cat Panda sitting on the external bluetooth keyboard.
Then I walked into the other room to find our cat Panda sitting on the external bluetooth keyboard.
Weird that we never talk about this album.
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Weird that we never talk about this album.
Melania clearly supports the general strike -- choosing this weekend to release a movie no one will be tempted to spend money on.
January 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Melania clearly supports the general strike -- choosing this weekend to release a movie no one will be tempted to spend money on.
Welp.
(crosses Darren Aronofsky off list of "directors I like")
(crosses Darren Aronofsky off list of "directors I like")
January 29, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Welp.
(crosses Darren Aronofsky off list of "directors I like")
(crosses Darren Aronofsky off list of "directors I like")
(Aggressive coach voice)
"Pobody's nerfect? POBODY'S NERFECT?!? What kind of excuse is that?! I expect NERFECTION!"
"Pobody's nerfect? POBODY'S NERFECT?!? What kind of excuse is that?! I expect NERFECTION!"
January 29, 2026 at 11:34 AM
(Aggressive coach voice)
"Pobody's nerfect? POBODY'S NERFECT?!? What kind of excuse is that?! I expect NERFECTION!"
"Pobody's nerfect? POBODY'S NERFECT?!? What kind of excuse is that?! I expect NERFECTION!"
@schumer.senate.gov hey dipshit this ain't it
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM
@schumer.senate.gov hey dipshit this ain't it
"and that little kid did not grow up to be... Hamlet."
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"and that little kid did not grow up to be... Hamlet."
Clash over the facts: are the @nytimes.com editors *active* fascist enablers or merely craven idiots?
Is it really a “clash over the facts”?
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Clash over the facts: are the @nytimes.com editors *active* fascist enablers or merely craven idiots?
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Any SF folks, Flophouse is a fab live show! If you like laughing about movies go!
The Flop House at SF Sketchfest! Cobb's Comedy Club! Today, Sunday, 1/25! 4 pm! The afternoon! The best time for comedy!
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Any SF folks, Flophouse is a fab live show! If you like laughing about movies go!
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There's a certain kind of conservative who "hates losers" but also stans the Confederacy, Hitler, and even the concept of Executive Monarchy. They all absolutely lost, bro. Lost hard. Huge losers. Isn't simping for losers the behavior of a, you know, *beta cuck*?
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
There's a certain kind of conservative who "hates losers" but also stans the Confederacy, Hitler, and even the concept of Executive Monarchy. They all absolutely lost, bro. Lost hard. Huge losers. Isn't simping for losers the behavior of a, you know, *beta cuck*?
is it possible the whole government is twitter bots
January 24, 2026 at 8:16 PM
is it possible the whole government is twitter bots
Someone on layout down at "Rock Age" is drunk.
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Someone on layout down at "Rock Age" is drunk.
don't worry this is just their plan to bring home prices down by making no one want to live here
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
don't worry this is just their plan to bring home prices down by making no one want to live here
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this year's nominees for best picture are...
bugonia
bugonia
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
this year's nominees for best picture are...
bugonia
bugonia
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Regarding Iceland and Greenland, I really think the DOJ should release the Epstein files, which they have been legally ordered to do.
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Regarding Iceland and Greenland, I really think the DOJ should release the Epstein files, which they have been legally ordered to do.
Keep slurping up shit, Fox.
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Keep slurping up shit, Fox.
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“sex scenes don’t even advance the plot!!”
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“sex scenes don’t even advance the plot!!”
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
overhearing some dude at the bar loudly talking about Vinegar Syndrome releases and it's a real "we hate the ones who remind us ourselves" situation
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
overhearing some dude at the bar loudly talking about Vinegar Syndrome releases and it's a real "we hate the ones who remind us ourselves" situation
I've solved it. Clearly the work of that nefarious Clock King!
January 20, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I've solved it. Clearly the work of that nefarious Clock King!
M is truly public domaingeous. Truly truly unproprietageous.
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
M is truly public domaingeous. Truly truly unproprietageous.
what the fuck is this insane fucking syphilitic dipshit's obsession with greenland
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
what the fuck is this insane fucking syphilitic dipshit's obsession with greenland
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New over at our @purecinemapod.bsky.social Patreon only, our latest episode of Film Discoveries with
@dankmccoy.bsky.social from The Flophouse podcast!
www.patreon.com/purecinemapod
@dankmccoy.bsky.social from The Flophouse podcast!
www.patreon.com/purecinemapod
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
New over at our @purecinemapod.bsky.social Patreon only, our latest episode of Film Discoveries with
@dankmccoy.bsky.social from The Flophouse podcast!
www.patreon.com/purecinemapod
@dankmccoy.bsky.social from The Flophouse podcast!
www.patreon.com/purecinemapod
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Hey Bill and @ziibiing.com, excellent and thank you! Solidarity from Washington’s Olympic Peninsula. I made a flyer with a code linking to the list of orgs.
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Hey Bill and @ziibiing.com, excellent and thank you! Solidarity from Washington’s Olympic Peninsula. I made a flyer with a code linking to the list of orgs.
"And I Simply MUST Decide Who's Right, or I Shall Never Sleep a Wink; My Very Sanity Hovers Above a Precipice of Madness if I am Unable to Resolve this Infernal Conundrum!!!"
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"And I Simply MUST Decide Who's Right, or I Shall Never Sleep a Wink; My Very Sanity Hovers Above a Precipice of Madness if I am Unable to Resolve this Infernal Conundrum!!!"