Abe Goldfarb
@abegoldfarb.bsky.social
Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness.
Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR
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Abe Goldfarb
@abegoldfarb.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Hello new followers! Please go enjoy my weird, funny, eerie science fiction thriller FIRST TIME CALLER!
You can see it on Amazon or Tubi right now!
Thanks!
You can see it on Amazon or Tubi right now!
Thanks!
Yes Kamala if only you’d had a national platform of some sort, perhaps nonstop around the clock coverage as the presidential candidate for one of our two major parties
But at least it’s in the book, that’s what matters 🥰
But at least it’s in the book, that’s what matters 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yes Kamala if only you’d had a national platform of some sort, perhaps nonstop around the clock coverage as the presidential candidate for one of our two major parties
But at least it’s in the book, that’s what matters 🥰
But at least it’s in the book, that’s what matters 🥰
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you’re telling me someone made a list and your list is different from their list??? this is huge
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
you’re telling me someone made a list and your list is different from their list??? this is huge
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I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
curious who david sacks is referring to when he says “we”
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
curious who david sacks is referring to when he says “we”
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
I’d never seen the animated ANASTASIA til recently and three things:
1. Jesus it’s nice to watch large scale hand-drawn animation. The craft is mind-boggling.
2. Absolutely fucking nuts to give the Disney princess treatment to the Romanovs.
3. Rasputin is, of course, friends with a talking bat.
1. Jesus it’s nice to watch large scale hand-drawn animation. The craft is mind-boggling.
2. Absolutely fucking nuts to give the Disney princess treatment to the Romanovs.
3. Rasputin is, of course, friends with a talking bat.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’d never seen the animated ANASTASIA til recently and three things:
1. Jesus it’s nice to watch large scale hand-drawn animation. The craft is mind-boggling.
2. Absolutely fucking nuts to give the Disney princess treatment to the Romanovs.
3. Rasputin is, of course, friends with a talking bat.
1. Jesus it’s nice to watch large scale hand-drawn animation. The craft is mind-boggling.
2. Absolutely fucking nuts to give the Disney princess treatment to the Romanovs.
3. Rasputin is, of course, friends with a talking bat.
This rules. Sally is amazing.
Fabulous interview by @lewispackwood.bsky.social about my BAFTA Breakthrough place, and what it means for me as a professional!
www.gamesindustry.biz/bafta-breakt...
www.gamesindustry.biz/bafta-breakt...
BAFTA Breakthrough profile: Sally Beaumont
"I have all this weird, disparate experience: like I did commedia dell'arte"
www.gamesindustry.biz
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This rules. Sally is amazing.
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A message today from my friend Tasneem in Gaza:
"I'm drowning in the rain. 😣😭"
The conditions are dire for the displaced civilians. They rely on our donations to survive.
Please give to Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to escape. And to others. 💕
chuffed.org/project/1587...
"I'm drowning in the rain. 😣😭"
The conditions are dire for the displaced civilians. They rely on our donations to survive.
Please give to Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to escape. And to others. 💕
chuffed.org/project/1587...
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
A message today from my friend Tasneem in Gaza:
"I'm drowning in the rain. 😣😭"
The conditions are dire for the displaced civilians. They rely on our donations to survive.
Please give to Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to escape. And to others. 💕
chuffed.org/project/1587...
"I'm drowning in the rain. 😣😭"
The conditions are dire for the displaced civilians. They rely on our donations to survive.
Please give to Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to escape. And to others. 💕
chuffed.org/project/1587...
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Right wingers used to rage against post-modernism and the death of meaning, now they’re like “I used Sora to make this video of Donald Trump pissing in Mickey Mouse’s eyes, your racist Facebook aunt is going to love it”
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Right wingers used to rage against post-modernism and the death of meaning, now they’re like “I used Sora to make this video of Donald Trump pissing in Mickey Mouse’s eyes, your racist Facebook aunt is going to love it”
Udo Kier, one of those actors for whom the interview was an artform in and of itself
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Udo Kier, one of those actors for whom the interview was an artform in and of itself
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
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TSA x Sebastian Maniscalco is the wildest comedy special promo collab I’ve ever seen.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
TSA x Sebastian Maniscalco is the wildest comedy special promo collab I’ve ever seen.
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The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
“Have you tried Grok Unhinged Mode?”
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“Have you tried Grok Unhinged Mode?”
Quite simply one of the most charming, beautiful men I’ve ever seen onscreen.
Breaking News: Dharmendra, a Bollywood actor of easygoing machismo who became one of India’s most versatile stars, died in Mumbai at 89.
Read more about his life and legacy: nyti.ms/3XeET08
Read more about his life and legacy: nyti.ms/3XeET08
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Quite simply one of the most charming, beautiful men I’ve ever seen onscreen.
goodnight, king
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
goodnight, king
This was so much fun and also I had only watched one of the three movies in the quiz and as a result mostly vamped like a jackass.
Listen to it!!
Listen to it!!
We’re flipping the script this week! Alex takes over hosting duties while Jeff goes head-to-head with Craig Smeaton and actor @abegoldfarb.bsky.social
Three musical-filled worlds, tons of deep-cut performers… and absolute chaos.
This one? A total showstopper.
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Three musical-filled worlds, tons of deep-cut performers… and absolute chaos.
This one? A total showstopper.
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/d...
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This was so much fun and also I had only watched one of the three movies in the quiz and as a result mostly vamped like a jackass.
Listen to it!!
Listen to it!!
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You have gone too far. You have piss sexted with Robert F. Kennedy Jr., you have destroyed Ryan Lizza’s spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Olivia…Mark Sanford?
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
Vanity Fair Is Reviewing Its Ties to Olivia Nuzzi
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You have gone too far. You have piss sexted with Robert F. Kennedy Jr., you have destroyed Ryan Lizza’s spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Olivia…Mark Sanford?
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
A phonetic spelling-out of the Body Snatcher scream.
if you were gonna get a tramp stamp of a line from a horror movie what would you get?
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A phonetic spelling-out of the Body Snatcher scream.
this photo is too powerful, aura off the charts
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
this photo is too powerful, aura off the charts
RENTAL FAMILY: A kind, crowdpleasing human comedy built around a great Brendan Fraser performance. It left me warm and teary and thoughtful. Hikari manages it all with sweetness and delicacy. Just felt real nice, guys!
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
RENTAL FAMILY: A kind, crowdpleasing human comedy built around a great Brendan Fraser performance. It left me warm and teary and thoughtful. Hikari manages it all with sweetness and delicacy. Just felt real nice, guys!