Parker Lewis
@parkerlewis.bsky.social
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parkerlewis.bsky.social
Im pledging my sword to the first defensive player who snatches Dart’s chain
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kleinman.bsky.social
The divide within the Republican Party is between those who think they're establishing a thousand-year reich and those who think they'll have to work with a Democratic president at some point in their career.
larryferlazzo.bsky.social
Oklahoma’s Republican governor criticizes guard deployment. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
Gov. Kevin Stitt of Oklahoma, a Republican and the chairman of the National Governors Association, on Thursday criticized the deployment of Texas National Guard troops to Illinois as a violation of his beliefs in federalism and “states’ rights.”

His comments, in an interview with The New York Times, marked the first time a Republican governor has questioned the interstate deployment of National Guard troops over a governor’s objections. Gov. JB Pritzker of Illinois and other Democratic elected officials have been strongly critical of the move and have implored Republican governors to join the opposition.

Mr. Stitt on Thursday said, “We believe in the federalist system — that’s states’ rights,” adding, “Oklahomans would lose their mind if Pritzker in Illinois sent troops down to Oklahoma during the Biden administration.”
parkerlewis.bsky.social
Would wearing a cone of shame fix Geno? MAYBE
parkerlewis.bsky.social
So you’re saying he’s Kyle Hamilton 2.0? Good to know
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parkerlewis.bsky.social
Mariners fans (minus the whole relaxed thing)
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cjzero.bsky.social
The man brought a backup shirt for 62, incredible
Fan in Mariners hat and Mariners teal shirt that says DUMP 61 HERE in silver lettering raising his arms with a glove in one hand and the ball in the other Fan in Mariners hat folding Mariners teal shirt that says DUMP 61 HERE in silver lettering because he had another shirt on under it that says DUMP 62 HERE
parkerlewis.bsky.social
Congrats! Now Let's do the fucking news.
parkerlewis.bsky.social
People in Orlando and Jacksonville: Come to Florida. You’ll love it here. We all have swimming pools!

The swimming pools:
parkerlewis.bsky.social
I don’t remember what the cheapest option was. I went for the ticket section that was $400 per ticket
parkerlewis.bsky.social
All of the Mexico venues were sold out😔
parkerlewis.bsky.social
NBD. Just scored World Cup tickets for Seattle and Vancouver
parkerlewis.bsky.social
Shout out to that “the Mariners will be fine” guy from twitter. He knew years ago
parkerlewis.bsky.social
It was nice of Macdonald to take the blame for the loss after the game instead of (correctly) pointing out that this loss is on Jason Myers
parkerlewis.bsky.social
Brutal loss, but Kubiak passed a major test today. I was concerned he would he would lean into the running game because that’s the identity they want to have. But against a Bucs defense that’s built to stop the run, he did the right thing and let Darnold air it out
minakimes.bsky.social
Seattle runs the ball on 1st down at the 2nd highest rate in football this year.

On NFL Live, talked about why I think they should come out throwing on a Bucs defense that’s much better vs the run than pass on early downs.
parkerlewis.bsky.social
All is forgiven if the Bucs knock off the 49ers next week
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minakimes.bsky.social
Seattle is down like 4/5 starters in the secondary 🥶
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natetice.bsky.social
it's Jake Browning vs. Alabama but every week