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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 14h

More like Brandi Snooze

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 16h

Would wearing a cone of shame fix Geno? MAYBE

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 17h

So you’re saying he’s Kyle Hamilton 2.0? Good to know

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 21h

@cmikesspinmove.bsky.social she maxen my hook till I’m weak

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · Aug 10

Mariners fans (minus the whole relaxed thing)

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

The man brought a backup shirt for 62, incredible

Fan in Mariners hat and Mariners teal shirt that says DUMP 61 HERE in silver lettering raising his arms with a glove in one hand and the ball in the other

Fan in Mariners hat folding Mariners teal shirt that says DUMP 61 HERE in silver lettering because he had another shirt on under it that says DUMP 62 HERE

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 2d

Congrats! Now Let's do the fucking news.

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 2d

FIFA

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 2d

People in Orlando and Jacksonville: Come to Florida. You’ll love it here. We all have swimming pools!

The swimming pools:

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 2d

This article is helpful too www.nytimes.com/athletic/668...

Every 2026 World Cup ticket price, if you’re lucky enough to get chosen to buy

Breaking down the earliest information as the first batch of fans gained the chance to buy tickets for next summer

www.nytimes.com

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t remember what the cheapest option was. I went for the ticket section that was $400 per ticket

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 2d

All of the Mexico venues were sold out😔

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 2d

NBD. Just scored World Cup tickets for Seattle and Vancouver

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

Shout out to that “the Mariners will be fine” guy from twitter. He knew years ago

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

Overpaid imo

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

It was nice of Macdonald to take the blame for the loss after the game instead of (correctly) pointing out that this loss is on Jason Myers

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

Brutal loss, but Kubiak passed a major test today. I was concerned he would he would lean into the running game because that’s the identity they want to have. But against a Bucs defense that’s built to stop the run, he did the right thing and let Darnold air it out

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 5d

Seattle runs the ball on 1st down at the 2nd highest rate in football this year.

On NFL Live, talked about why I think they should come out throwing on a Bucs defense that’s much better vs the run than pass on early downs.

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

All is forgiven if the Bucs knock off the 49ers next week

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 3d

Seattle is down like 4/5 starters in the secondary 🥶

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

The anti-Jacob Hollister

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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 3d

it's Jake Browning vs. Alabama but every week

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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 3d

there's zero need for Jalen Milroe to be out there making pitches on option plays.

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NFL 4th Down Bot @nfl4th.com · 3d

---> TB (6) @ SEA (0) <---
SEA has 4th & 5 at the TB 44, Q2 11:28

Recommendation (MEDIUM): 👉 Go for it (+1.4 WP)
Actual play: 🏈🦵 M.Dickson punts 38 yards to TB 6, Center-C.Stoll, fair catch by K.Johnson.

A table of the underlying computations for the 4th down recommendation

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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 3d

And now ruled out for the game. Very cool

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