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Generic Waffle

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30, she/her, musician, mathematician, gamer. Yaptain of Yapitalism. At some point, things became too funny for even the clown to stomach. Too bad that clown ain’t me. I am cring but ur mean an thats worse.

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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · Apr 6

Oh no.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · Apr 5

It’s Sisyphus Saturday! We made it through the week!!!

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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 2d

I got you. Ill just pretend to be you. 😂

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 5d

Doctor’s appointment to get this recommended, where I didn’t even DIRECTLY see my doctor: $249.00

Minimum wage: $7.25

Hours needed to even see a medical professional: 34.35 hours.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 6d

Doctor-recommended bloodwork panel:
$273.20

Minimum wage:
$7.25

Hours needed to follow my doctor’s recommendation:
37.69 hours.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 6d

Doctor-recommended bloodwork panel:
$273.20

Minimum wage:
$7.25

Hours needed to follow my doctor’s recommendation:
37.69 hours.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 6d

Lol. Not even Bluesky wants to admit that 2024 happened.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 7d

Many such cases.

Did you know, however, that, when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band? He said “son, when you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten, AND the damned?” He said, “will you defeat them-your demons and all the non-believers,

Thrillhouse Ghouling @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social · 7d

I have a confession.

When I was a baby.....the Pikmin taught me how to walk 😳.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 8d

I wanna see a stage adaptation where the put Erik in a shirt that shows his midriff called “Phantom of the CropTopera”

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 9d

OST BAYBEE.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 10d

To summarize: if you want to be like Jane Goodall
1) tell people they matter.
2) tell people to never give up hope.
3) do not like Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

Do i have that right?

KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 10d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 10d

“What is music?”, said the professional musician.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 11d

Go watch this. Thank me later.

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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 12d

It worked!

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 13d

🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 13d

Ive heard it is VERY good

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 13d

Eye of newt
And wing of flea
@scarymary
I SUMMON THEE!
🧙😂

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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 14d

The lion does not concern herself with gender.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 14d

Samesies!

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 14d

In retrospect, this hits weird.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · Jun 10

I will. People keep kinassigning me L Deathnote.

Thrillhouse Ghouling @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social · Jun 10

“if we abolish the police, who's gonna solve our crimes?”

Me:

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 16d

“Fortnite is 80 gb? What?!”

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 16d

Oh, *THIS* is why people keep kin assigning me L deathnote.

Yeah. Aight okay.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 17d

“STAY COOL” knuckle tattoos.

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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 18d

The subtle art of learning when to shut the fuck up and not question it. (Me when good things happen.)

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 18d

Oh it’s so over for y’all. Y’all aren’t ready.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 19d

I cannot believe i just got clocked as a magnus archives fan at the local library.

Unbelievable. 😂

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 19d

#warpedtour

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 21d

I AM THE GREATEST GAMER OF ALL TIME.