Generic Waffle
@genericwaffle.bsky.social
30, she/her, musician, mathematician, gamer.
Yaptain of Yapitalism.
At some point, things became too funny for even the clown to stomach. Too bad that clown ain’t me.
I am cring but ur mean an thats worse.
Yaptain of Yapitalism.
At some point, things became too funny for even the clown to stomach. Too bad that clown ain’t me.
I am cring but ur mean an thats worse.
Pinned
It’s Sisyphus Saturday! We made it through the week!!!
Oh no.
I AM ALLERGIC TO THE STRAWBERRY IN STARBURSTS. BRUH.
February 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I AM ALLERGIC TO THE STRAWBERRY IN STARBURSTS. BRUH.
Happy birthday trees, happy birthday please clap, happy birthday elmo
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Happy birthday trees, happy birthday please clap, happy birthday elmo
Happy February fools day
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Happy February fools day
Reposted by Generic Waffle
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
I would say “the Nazi in this food court wearing his trump hat backwards like a punk is such a perfect example of how unaware and dumb these nazis actually are” but i dont think that would adequately capture my distaste for the demographic.
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I would say “the Nazi in this food court wearing his trump hat backwards like a punk is such a perfect example of how unaware and dumb these nazis actually are” but i dont think that would adequately capture my distaste for the demographic.
Checking in on your sad homies, call that “Dude diligence.”
January 26, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Checking in on your sad homies, call that “Dude diligence.”
Tommy’s shitting.
January 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Tommy’s shitting.
“Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.” -Grey’s Law
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
“Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.” -Grey’s Law
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
Well we have corollary:
Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
Well we have corollary:
Well we have corollary:
“Hmm…Wonder what’s going on over here.”
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“Hmm…Wonder what’s going on over here.”
I think @fordcompany.bsky.social should offer a discount to people who were born from about april 20th to about may 20th, if they are buying a Ford Taurus.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I think @fordcompany.bsky.social should offer a discount to people who were born from about april 20th to about may 20th, if they are buying a Ford Taurus.
I just wanted to play my silly little music songs. I didnt need the whole “the universe has selected you to be plot-relevant” thing.
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I just wanted to play my silly little music songs. I didnt need the whole “the universe has selected you to be plot-relevant” thing.
I’m such a good musician that I could do a cover of John Cage’s 4’33” in my sleep.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m such a good musician that I could do a cover of John Cage’s 4’33” in my sleep.
What if William Shatner and the George Foreman Company collabed and called it the “Grilliam Shatner”
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What if William Shatner and the George Foreman Company collabed and called it the “Grilliam Shatner”
I think Cillian Murphy and the George Foreman Company should collaborate on a new design and call it the “Grillian Murphy”
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I think Cillian Murphy and the George Foreman Company should collaborate on a new design and call it the “Grillian Murphy”
One of the more underrated luxuries of using earplugs to sleep is that, if i hear a crystal clear scream when I am falling asleep, I can be relatively confident that I hallucinated it, and that I’m not actually in danger. Anyway, it’s 12:50a, good night.
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
One of the more underrated luxuries of using earplugs to sleep is that, if i hear a crystal clear scream when I am falling asleep, I can be relatively confident that I hallucinated it, and that I’m not actually in danger. Anyway, it’s 12:50a, good night.
❄️Happy December Fools Day!❄️
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
❄️Happy December Fools Day!❄️
Unironically, Weezer’s Buddy Holly is a good song.
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Unironically, Weezer’s Buddy Holly is a good song.
I LOVE THE PUBLIC LIBRARY HOLY SHIT. BEST THING EVER!
SMASH THAT LIKE IF YOU LOVE THE LIBRARY!
SMASH THAT LIKE IF YOU LOVE THE LIBRARY!
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I LOVE THE PUBLIC LIBRARY HOLY SHIT. BEST THING EVER!
SMASH THAT LIKE IF YOU LOVE THE LIBRARY!
SMASH THAT LIKE IF YOU LOVE THE LIBRARY!
SMAAAASH THAT LIKE IF YOU LIKE MUSIC!
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
SMAAAASH THAT LIKE IF YOU LIKE MUSIC!
OH ME! ME NEXT!
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
OH ME! ME NEXT!
Im participating in no vember November. It’s where you no vember for all of november. Yknow?(vember).
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Im participating in no vember November. It’s where you no vember for all of november. Yknow?(vember).