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Gildersneeze

@gildersneeze.bsky.social

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Average-est #Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: [email protected] #stream: twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 12h

Now live! MORE HOGGIN' because boy i got no sleep last night and i need to do chill spookums! cool new feature on the stream that SHOULD work, but we'll test it and possibly improve it live, too!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

three skeletons are dancing in a cemetery

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 13h

"hey, i would like to learn about the thing you seem to enjoy"

"first of all, fuck you."

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 13h

stream in 45 minutes; sorry for the late start! insomnia hit me this morning and i couldn't fall asleep until like noon or so. We're gonna HOG it up some more, plus i added a REALLY STUPID new stream feature thing i wanna test out and possibly refine

see ya soon

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 13h

whoooo, that bit about amish paradise is *SENDING* me

i would absolutely pay to be a fly on the wall while they hear "Duel of the Iron Mic" for the first time

god that beat still bangs

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 19h

man that weird guy who can't sleep sure looks like me in the mirror

what a weirdo

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 21h

Man imagine having insomnia hit and not being able to sleep, couldn't be me, heh heh heh.

That'd be something a weird guy who wasn't me would do

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 22h

idk if it'll be ready today, but sunday part of it will be

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

idk, it's only 3AM; if i suck down a huge cup of coffee i might be able to recharge my brain enough to do something about all that

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

very frustrating when the goal was "find one or two cool things i can mess with *today*" and the result was "literally nothing else got done all day."

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

i hate that i spent an entire day hyperfocused on finding new cool OBS filter/shader techniques and got so wrapped up in the finding of the techniques and watching videos about the techniques that i never took any time to TRY any of the techniques.

not *technically* a wasted day off, but still.

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

poblanos do this shit too, and i love to make stuffed poblanos for this exact reason

Poblanos 1, 2, 3, and 5: "We're as chill as bell peppers!"

Poblano 4: "I AM GOING TO MELT YOUR MOUTH CLEAN OFF YOUR UGLY FACE, SCUMBAG!"

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

i love jalapeno roulette

mostly they're a nice mildly spicy addition to a dish but once in a while you get that one jalapeno that had ASPIRATIONS. That dude heard tales of habanero and dared to dream

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

Good shit, NMR; finally a publisher on steam that tells these basement dwellers to piss off.

No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 2d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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Chainsawnicorn @gamer.baby · 2d

This is how @gildersneeze.bsky.social claims I sleep.

DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC @crtpixel.bsky.social · 2d

BUBSY IN: CLAWS ENCOUNTERS OF THE FURRED KIND
ACCOLADE 1993
SNES

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

(not pictured: Gildersneeze clinging to a six inch wide sliver of mattress for dear life so he doesn't get shoved on to the floor)

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spooky sara 🎃 @sarasoci.al · 2d

i support the death penalty for two groups of people: war criminals, and people who upload fake pngs with those faux transparent backgrounds online

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 2d

found a hog in this HOG

some net item ini a video game that looks like a wireframe dick head

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 2d

Now live! We're workin' on one of those HOGs y'all love so much, then there's other jank gamin' afoot! Come on in!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

god the library of gifs under "spooky" are so bad

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 3d

Now live! AUUUUUGHtober continues with more janky horror all night!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 3d

Stream real soon! more spooky stuff, of course!

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 3d

Lmao nice, door dash. Can't hide your bullshit markup when the restaurant drops the actual menu price in the menu entry

Menu text reading "3 Sides for $14.00”

Below is doordash's marked up price of $14.95

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

okay, i kinda want to play the lego mario party game with the crew

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

look @teddyras.bsky.social i've had it up to here with your selection of horror games.

wooden sign with "No fishing!" in bloody letters painted on

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

Uh oh, i'm live with more spooky jank as AUUUUUGHtober continues! Come on by to see what kind of brand new weird horror I've got on the docket!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

a white ghost in a black circle with the words spoooooky

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

oh no, spooky games in about half an hour! Heavens to Betsy!