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Gildersneeze

@gildersneeze.bsky.social

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Average-est #Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: [email protected] #stream: twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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spooky sara 🎃 @sarasoci.al · 7h

i support the death penalty for two groups of people: war criminals, and people who upload fake pngs with those faux transparent backgrounds online

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 7h

found a hog in this HOG

some net item ini a video game that looks like a wireframe dick head

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 11h

Now live! We're workin' on one of those HOGs y'all love so much, then there's other jank gamin' afoot! Come on in!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

god the library of gifs under "spooky" are so bad

a sticker that says " feeling spooky " on it

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

Now live! AUUUUUGHtober continues with more janky horror all night!

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a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

Stream real soon! more spooky stuff, of course!

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao nice, door dash. Can't hide your bullshit markup when the restaurant drops the actual menu price in the menu entry

Menu text reading "3 Sides for $14.00”

Below is doordash's marked up price of $14.95

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

okay, i kinda want to play the lego mario party game with the crew

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 2d

look @teddyras.bsky.social i've had it up to here with your selection of horror games.

wooden sign with "No fishing!" in bloody letters painted on

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 2d

Uh oh, i'm live with more spooky jank as AUUUUUGHtober continues! Come on by to see what kind of brand new weird horror I've got on the docket!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 2d

oh no, spooky games in about half an hour! Heavens to Betsy!

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 2d

she straight up ignored an easy two-target hit with Shockwave just to drop this bit, it was hilarious

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Chainsawnicorn @gamer.baby · 2d

Actual words I uttered tonight after buffing up Ramza and giving him a Counter ability

Fake screenshot from Final Fantasy Tactics. Ramza: "Hey everyone! Come here and pummel this twink!" - Made with Death Generator: https://deathgenerator.com/#fft

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 3d

NOW LIVE! it's AUUUUUGHtober and we're kickin it off with a ton of jank horror! More every night this month! Come in!

old post was screwed up for some reason

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 3d

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 3d

Hey if you like janky horror games do yourself a favor and stop on by the stream in an hour because I got me a bunch!

It's AUUUUGHtober! We'll play a couple every day this month before regular content!

Should be a fun time in the Jank Tank! see you around 4:30 Eastern!

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

KING. SHIT.

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

hahahaha the stinger transition i just set up for halloween month streams is king shit

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

Now live! Megabonkin' while you get here and then it's SKUNNY KART until i explode! Dunno what's after but we'll find out! Come on in

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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 4d

Oh yeah, big sales recommendation for Metro Gravity, if you're looking for a metroidvania that hits different. Lots of fun exploration and puzzling in a world with entirely subjective gravity. Rhythm-based combat too, with bosses entirely synched to their music

Also, you're a witch with a big booty

Save 30% on Metro Gravity on Steam

Explore, fight, solve puzzles and bend gravity to escape the dream-like world of the Halls! Metro Gravity is a mind-boggling musical adventure with rhythmic combat and compelling lore.

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

Seconded, this game rips

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

thanks for your patience; being out sick sucked ass

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 4d

feeling up to a stream today; just need some food hell yeah

also: the spooky october backgrounds are made (temporarily; i have more ideas that will take a bit more time) but i ran outta go juice last night to put them all into OBS, so we'll have the summer BG one more day.

see you in a bit!

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 5d

love it when some mouthbreather in twitch chat says "i thought you played this before" when someone loses a fight in a game they're replaying

playing it one time probably several years ago doesn't make someone an expert; the fuck are you on about

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 5d

by the way, taking one more day to rest up from being sick. I'm feeling better...ish, but probably not energized enough to be mister big energy stream guy, so tomorrow we kick it off with Skunny Kart and then the first jank horror titles of the year!

Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 5d

this is just burnout paradise the animated series, come on now

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