Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
Average-est #Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: [email protected] #stream: twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
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Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
· Oct 25
it's always "what does the fox say?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
this wins the Cat-Ass Trophy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this wins the Cat-Ass Trophy.
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Captain Wayne rips; it's big boomer shootin' fun
give it a whirl; it's cheap and cheesy good times
give it a whirl; it's cheap and cheesy good times
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Captain Wayne rips; it's big boomer shootin' fun
give it a whirl; it's cheap and cheesy good times
give it a whirl; it's cheap and cheesy good times
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Hey, if you don't/can't do the family thing for Thanksgiving and need a chill place to hang out or escape jerkass family members, I'll be doing my yearly 24hr celebration of "less loved" games starting tomorrow afternoon and going all the way through Friday! Stop by the stream for...
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hey, if you don't/can't do the family thing for Thanksgiving and need a chill place to hang out or escape jerkass family members, I'll be doing my yearly 24hr celebration of "less loved" games starting tomorrow afternoon and going all the way through Friday! Stop by the stream for...
WEIRD GAME THEATER is live again, starting with the Pluto demo, then going to Captain Wayne, a wild as hell FPS game!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
WEIRD GAME THEATER is live again, starting with the Pluto demo, then going to Captain Wayne, a wild as hell FPS game!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
Stream in about 30 minutes! gonna check out Captain Wayne, a FPS game we enjoyed the demo for, then maybe we'll continue Wall World 2 or something else?
Janksgiving tomorrow!
Janksgiving tomorrow!
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Stream in about 30 minutes! gonna check out Captain Wayne, a FPS game we enjoyed the demo for, then maybe we'll continue Wall World 2 or something else?
Janksgiving tomorrow!
Janksgiving tomorrow!
Hey, if you don't/can't do the family thing for Thanksgiving and need a chill place to hang out or escape jerkass family members, I'll be doing my yearly 24hr celebration of "less loved" games starting tomorrow afternoon and going all the way through Friday! Stop by the stream for...
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hey, if you don't/can't do the family thing for Thanksgiving and need a chill place to hang out or escape jerkass family members, I'll be doing my yearly 24hr celebration of "less loved" games starting tomorrow afternoon and going all the way through Friday! Stop by the stream for...
"Halo: Reach" enjoyers
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"Halo: Reach" enjoyers
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They call it a PS3 because it takes PS3 hours to download and install a single game.
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
They call it a PS3 because it takes PS3 hours to download and install a single game.
man alive am i ever nervous about the next two and a half months of streaming. i have never needed anything in my entire life to go well this badly.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
man alive am i ever nervous about the next two and a half months of streaming. i have never needed anything in my entire life to go well this badly.
was watching a wall world 2 stream and uhh, yeah idiot, that's how sequels usually work. fuck did you expect the devs were going to do?
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
was watching a wall world 2 stream and uhh, yeah idiot, that's how sequels usually work. fuck did you expect the devs were going to do?
vaccines got hands
gonna skip it. see you tomorrow
gonna skip it. see you tomorrow
Getting flu/COVID shots today, will probably try to tough it through a stream tonight since I'll be missing either tomorrow or Wednesday to have thanksgiving dinner with my folks.
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
vaccines got hands
gonna skip it. see you tomorrow
gonna skip it. see you tomorrow
Getting flu/COVID shots today, will probably try to tough it through a stream tonight since I'll be missing either tomorrow or Wednesday to have thanksgiving dinner with my folks.
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Getting flu/COVID shots today, will probably try to tough it through a stream tonight since I'll be missing either tomorrow or Wednesday to have thanksgiving dinner with my folks.
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
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as you realize, Charlie Brown, that ALL THAT IS LEFT is TOTAL SELF DESTRUCTION. Do you, Charlie Brown, show self pity? DO YOU, CHARLIE BROWN, try to reason why? Do you, Charlie Brown, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear... than you? Or do you, Charlie Brown, kick the doors out?
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
as you realize, Charlie Brown, that ALL THAT IS LEFT is TOTAL SELF DESTRUCTION. Do you, Charlie Brown, show self pity? DO YOU, CHARLIE BROWN, try to reason why? Do you, Charlie Brown, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear... than you? Or do you, Charlie Brown, kick the doors out?
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"measuring the PSI of a child's hug" has rewired my brain of my perception of every theme park ever.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"measuring the PSI of a child's hug" has rewired my brain of my perception of every theme park ever.
as you realize, Charlie Brown, that ALL THAT IS LEFT is TOTAL SELF DESTRUCTION. Do you, Charlie Brown, show self pity? DO YOU, CHARLIE BROWN, try to reason why? Do you, Charlie Brown, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear... than you? Or do you, Charlie Brown, kick the doors out?
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
as you realize, Charlie Brown, that ALL THAT IS LEFT is TOTAL SELF DESTRUCTION. Do you, Charlie Brown, show self pity? DO YOU, CHARLIE BROWN, try to reason why? Do you, Charlie Brown, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear... than you? Or do you, Charlie Brown, kick the doors out?
The legend of Snorse continues! We're in Year 4 for our mighty steed in my first ever run of Pocket Card Jockey Ride On! and I've been KILLING it in the G1 races, let's get it!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
a jockey rides a horse on a race track
ALT: a jockey rides a horse on a race track
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November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The legend of Snorse continues! We're in Year 4 for our mighty steed in my first ever run of Pocket Card Jockey Ride On! and I've been KILLING it in the G1 races, let's get it!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
continuing that crazy pocket card jockey first ever run in about 45 minutes-ish. Short stream tonight because i got covid/flu shot AND my parents coming into town tomorrow, so i need to do all the cleaning i can tonight but i still gotta work for a living too.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
continuing that crazy pocket card jockey first ever run in about 45 minutes-ish. Short stream tonight because i got covid/flu shot AND my parents coming into town tomorrow, so i need to do all the cleaning i can tonight but i still gotta work for a living too.
Damn, Zaxby's, I just didn't think hot sauce in my coke zero sounded that good. You ain't gotta get personal
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Damn, Zaxby's, I just didn't think hot sauce in my coke zero sounded that good. You ain't gotta get personal
man, apparently i'm a fukken natural at pocket card jockey
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
man, apparently i'm a fukken natural at pocket card jockey
Now live! Wrappin' up a HOG, then checking out Pocket Card Jockey because chat seems to REALLY wanna see me horse around in that! Come on in, let's do stuff!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
a drawing of a horse with the words quit horsing around
ALT: a drawing of a horse with the words quit horsing around
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Now live! Wrappin' up a HOG, then checking out Pocket Card Jockey because chat seems to REALLY wanna see me horse around in that! Come on in, let's do stuff!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
got a hog to finish today, and then horse month rolls on with apparently chat's favorite horse game of all time, Pocket Card Jockey! A whole buncha you were clamoring for me to play it, so be sure to come get what y'all asked for right after the bonus chapter of the HOG
see you at 3:30 Eastern!
see you at 3:30 Eastern!
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
got a hog to finish today, and then horse month rolls on with apparently chat's favorite horse game of all time, Pocket Card Jockey! A whole buncha you were clamoring for me to play it, so be sure to come get what y'all asked for right after the bonus chapter of the HOG
see you at 3:30 Eastern!
see you at 3:30 Eastern!
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The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
Hey, sorry for no stream tonight. a couple hours before stream time i opened my fridge to make lunch and the bottom shelf on the door broke one of its clasps, sending several heavy items crashing to the floor. A full 1/2 gal. of OJ popped its top and it took a long-ass time to clean
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hey, sorry for no stream tonight. a couple hours before stream time i opened my fridge to make lunch and the bottom shelf on the door broke one of its clasps, sending several heavy items crashing to the floor. A full 1/2 gal. of OJ popped its top and it took a long-ass time to clean