Shannon
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Mets fan #LFGM. Jersey girl forever. Denver burbs by way of Chicago. IT MacGuyver turned FinOps professional
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Brewers, because the 3 years of college I spent hanging out in the County Stadium bleachers cemented my love of baseball - any baseball. (Miller Park opened my senior year at Marquette)

I lived in Chicago for 20 years but always was more of a Sox than Cubs girl.
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I am unabashedly rooting for the Brewers, as I spent 3 years in the County Stadium bleachers and many, many games at Miller Park over the years.
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Logged into TikTok for the first time in months and it's a ton of MAGA propaganda on my FYP.

Well this is bullshit
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Did i just see Tomas Nido or do i need new glasses
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My hair is SO RED and my husband is like 'it looks a bit darker.'

I left this house on Sunday as a strawberry blond.
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Ha, you are not the first to say that and no, I would not 😂
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Our outgoing CTO called me “the Michael Jordan of FinOps” today and as a Knicks fan 😔 but I appreciate the sentiment!
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53 minutes early for my appointment. Lmao
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I didn’t trust Ubers estimate that it would take 30 minutes from the West Loop to Park Ridge so I will have a nice long wait for my hair appointment 🙃
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I am going to be the weirdo who brings in a picture of my wedding and says 'make my hair that color again'
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I've had so many people this week do all of their shit talking about the palace intrigue to me, I guess because they all think they know where I stand

Surprise people, my loyalty is to "doing the right thing," not any one person. I am not Team <this VP or that VP>

I am team stop fucking shit up
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that was so Mets by the Phillies. so, so, Mets
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Apparently everyone left to return home today, leaving me meeting-less tomorrow.

Checked my old hair stylist's booking page and she had an available 9am appt.

Someone's getting her hair done tomorrow! Thinking I'm going back to auburn.
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Craving gummy bears or gummy worms and the company pantry only has Albanese. Boo.

I'm a firm Haribo girl.
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this week has just been VPs shit talking each other to various people they know in the org.

i am so over the palace intrigue.
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I cannot believe “blood splatter” wasn’t caught by Vanity Fair
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This was such a return to form
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‘Dexter: Resurrection’ has been renewed for a second season.
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If you consider late 90s AOL message boards 'social media', I've made some very close friends online.
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Because they are.
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The recent wave of circular deals and partnerships involving Nvidia and OpenAI is escalating concerns that they are artificially propping up the $1T AI market (Bloomberg)

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there is even less work being done now than there was yesterday.
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excitement today at work - a colleague appears to have had a TIA at his desk and was just transported by CFD, presumably to Northwestern

He was conscious when they left, which is fantastic, but a very scary moment.
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excitement today at work - a colleague appears to have had a TIA at his desk and was just transported by CFD, presumably to Northwestern

He was conscious when they left, which is fantastic, but a very scary moment.
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According to this, I've lived in the Tri-State, Mid-Atlantic, Great Lakes and now the Front Range cultural regions.
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This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.
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One our colleagues joked that the root password is probably the last one I set back in 2015 when I last managed the team and i'm terrified he's right..

... but also really curious to know if that's true 🤔