Shannon
@girlwiththemostcake.com
Mets fan #LFGM. Jersey girl forever. Denver burbs by way of Chicago. IT MacGuyver turned tech finance bro. I read - a lot
This is but one reason our video doorbell is local storage only
Rumors have swirled that Amazon-owned Ring, which has sold tens of millions of smart cameras and video doorbells, has been providing ICE agents with access to user data. We contacted Ring for clarification, and Wirecutter independently investigated the concerns ourselves.
Ring Denies Rumors That Its Footage Is Used by ICE. Here’s What to Know.
Influencers are saying that Ring cameras are accessible to federal law enforcement and urging owners to turn off or destroy them. The truth is more complicated.
nyti.ms
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
This is but one reason our video doorbell is local storage only
My daughter just told me sometimes she thinks she hears the dog walking around and I'm relieved it's not just me 😭
January 30, 2026 at 2:37 AM
My daughter just told me sometimes she thinks she hears the dog walking around and I'm relieved it's not just me 😭
I think when I'm in Chicago next month I'm going "work from home" one day and just have contractors in for bids
Pipe just burst in the Chicago house, flooding our kitchen
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January 30, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I think when I'm in Chicago next month I'm going "work from home" one day and just have contractors in for bids
Pipe just burst in the Chicago house, flooding our kitchen
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January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Pipe just burst in the Chicago house, flooding our kitchen
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they acquiesced to our demands. the deal is saved. 🙌🏻
If there is a more obnoxious company to deal with than Salesforce, I have not met them.
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
they acquiesced to our demands. the deal is saved. 🙌🏻
If there is a more obnoxious company to deal with than Salesforce, I have not met them.
January 29, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If there is a more obnoxious company to deal with than Salesforce, I have not met them.
Every day, I start out frustrated because of parents who simply cannot navigate the "stop and drop" lane at my daughter's school.
It's not "stop, get out, check all your kids, give a pitiful wave of apology after you've backed up the line for 5 minutes"
Stop. Drop. Go. Simple!
It's not "stop, get out, check all your kids, give a pitiful wave of apology after you've backed up the line for 5 minutes"
Stop. Drop. Go. Simple!
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Every day, I start out frustrated because of parents who simply cannot navigate the "stop and drop" lane at my daughter's school.
It's not "stop, get out, check all your kids, give a pitiful wave of apology after you've backed up the line for 5 minutes"
Stop. Drop. Go. Simple!
It's not "stop, get out, check all your kids, give a pitiful wave of apology after you've backed up the line for 5 minutes"
Stop. Drop. Go. Simple!
the kitchen sink is frozen in our Chicago house. Husband has been trying for 24 hours to heat it up but no dice.
he's talking about cutting into the garage ceiling now.
We need to get this place on the market and sold
he's talking about cutting into the garage ceiling now.
We need to get this place on the market and sold
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
the kitchen sink is frozen in our Chicago house. Husband has been trying for 24 hours to heat it up but no dice.
he's talking about cutting into the garage ceiling now.
We need to get this place on the market and sold
he's talking about cutting into the garage ceiling now.
We need to get this place on the market and sold
Turned on this week's The Rookie and was absolutely delighted to see Tuc Watkins sharing a scene with Nathan Fillion.
Joey and Uncle David together again 🥰 #oltl
Joey and Uncle David together again 🥰 #oltl
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Turned on this week's The Rookie and was absolutely delighted to see Tuc Watkins sharing a scene with Nathan Fillion.
Joey and Uncle David together again 🥰 #oltl
Joey and Uncle David together again 🥰 #oltl
They laid off my favorite former direct report today.
He wrote me haikus in his reviews.
The nicest guy, had been with the company 27 years.
He wrote me haikus in his reviews.
The nicest guy, had been with the company 27 years.
January 28, 2026 at 4:50 PM
They laid off my favorite former direct report today.
He wrote me haikus in his reviews.
The nicest guy, had been with the company 27 years.
He wrote me haikus in his reviews.
The nicest guy, had been with the company 27 years.
Woke up to my CO property taxes jumping 2k YoY.
What a way to start the day.
What a way to start the day.
January 28, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Woke up to my CO property taxes jumping 2k YoY.
What a way to start the day.
What a way to start the day.
One time at my company, someone left the layoff list on the printer. A DBA found it and started alerting everyone on the list.
That's but one of the weird layoff stories I have.
That's but one of the weird layoff stories I have.
Amazon exec accidentally sends layoff email a day early. Now people know there are layoffs but now need to wait until the official date to know if they were affected.
How stressful.
How stressful.
Amazon inadvertently announces cloud unit layoffs in email to employees
Amazon sent a notice out to staffers in an apparent error acknowledging "organizational changes" at the company.
www.cnbc.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
One time at my company, someone left the layoff list on the printer. A DBA found it and started alerting everyone on the list.
That's but one of the weird layoff stories I have.
That's but one of the weird layoff stories I have.
Jealous that my mom will be spending half the year in a saner country
Breaking News: Spain issued a decree allowing hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants to apply for legal residency. The measure is bucking a trend, as many Western governments have cracked down on illegal immigration.
Spain Offers Undocumented Migrants a Legal Way to Stay
The measure, unexpectedly approved, comes as other countries are cracking down on immigration.
nyti.ms
January 27, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Jealous that my mom will be spending half the year in a saner country
A peer just sent me the kindest messages about my expanding role and I'm like
a cartoon girl is eating a piece of pizza while standing in a crowd of people .
ALT: a cartoon girl is eating a piece of pizza while standing in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 PM
A peer just sent me the kindest messages about my expanding role and I'm like
Welp, I have an admin managing my calendar now.
I'm big time 😂
I'm big time 😂
January 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Welp, I have an admin managing my calendar now.
I'm big time 😂
I'm big time 😂
They nailed this on the first try: You cannot go wrong with Medik8's laddered approach.
Retinol is a gold-standard ingredient for skin care. We tested 28 over-the-counter contenders to find five true standouts. nyti.ms/4qGn5YC
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
They nailed this on the first try: You cannot go wrong with Medik8's laddered approach.
Of course I feel like I'm coming down with something hours before my husband heads to Chicago for a week.
Solo-parenting is exhausting
Solo-parenting is exhausting
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Of course I feel like I'm coming down with something hours before my husband heads to Chicago for a week.
Solo-parenting is exhausting
Solo-parenting is exhausting
Wonder how long it's going to take for me to stop looking for my dog in her bed every morning.
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Wonder how long it's going to take for me to stop looking for my dog in her bed every morning.
This ⬇️
What's with the "rewrite with AI" buttons? I said what I said.
January 27, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This ⬇️
8:36am and I'm already mad at work. Gonna be a long day.
January 27, 2026 at 3:36 PM
8:36am and I'm already mad at work. Gonna be a long day.
Performance review for staff ✅
Comp leveling discussion ✅
Mentor young employee on career moves ✅
Check-in with staff in Minnesota ✅
Good day of managering today
Comp leveling discussion ✅
Mentor young employee on career moves ✅
Check-in with staff in Minnesota ✅
Good day of managering today
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Performance review for staff ✅
Comp leveling discussion ✅
Mentor young employee on career moves ✅
Check-in with staff in Minnesota ✅
Good day of managering today
Comp leveling discussion ✅
Mentor young employee on career moves ✅
Check-in with staff in Minnesota ✅
Good day of managering today
You just need the Shiseido razors. The rest of this is overpriced
The best at-home dermaplaning tools that will gently exfoliate dead, dull skin and remove peach fuzz to reveal soft, smooth, radiant skin. Plus everything you need to know about how to use them safely, according to experts.
The Best Tools for Dermaplaning at Home
The best at-home dermaplaning tools that will gently exfoliate dead, dull skin and remove peach fuzz to reveal soft, smooth, radiant skin. Plus everything you need to know about how to use them safely, according to experts.
www.thecut.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
You just need the Shiseido razors. The rest of this is overpriced
I wrote the one performance review i needed to write this morning. Please clap.
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I wrote the one performance review i needed to write this morning. Please clap.
Packed up all the unopened dog food for donation, and I also have a pup car seat that I'm going to put out for porch pickup.
This process sucks, but at least some other dogs will benefit.
This process sucks, but at least some other dogs will benefit.
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Packed up all the unopened dog food for donation, and I also have a pup car seat that I'm going to put out for porch pickup.
This process sucks, but at least some other dogs will benefit.
This process sucks, but at least some other dogs will benefit.
I am going to root for the Rams, because I am a jinx.
This way I may get the outcome I want.
This way I may get the outcome I want.
January 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I am going to root for the Rams, because I am a jinx.
This way I may get the outcome I want.
This way I may get the outcome I want.