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the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira actor who podcasts bama alum https://linktr.ee/glitterburrito
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How Did You Get Here, Jamie?

Thank you to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for cohosting this fever dream of a life story so far, and reminding me to shine the light on myself a little too.
Jamie Kirsten Howard - Actor and Digital Media Creator
Podcast Episode · How Did You Get Here? · 07/07/2025 · 1h 13m
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idk if you remember when people would make collages of stuff they liked for their myspace bios, but it's giving that.

wild how the reduction of "freedoms" in our country to what you can purchase has distilled identity down to brands.
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I’m about to become the absolute worst version of myself.
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in ancient times, kadyn proctor would be worshipped as the son of a god and a human
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Lauren I’m dying🥹!! Look at the feets!!!
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Say hello to Darrow!

And wish my blood pressure well after finding out how much Husky grooming appointments are.
Photo of a black and white Husky dog laying down on a sofa. His head is up and he’s looking at the camera. His hips are twisted around so he can have belly rubs. He would really like to know why he isn’t getting belly rubs.
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I don’t play about brain and spinal cord injuries, need to put the fear of reality into some of these clowns
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I will happily show the casual observer who disagrees where to put a helmet
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Fuck him, from the bottom of my heart
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That’s targeting, kiss my ass.
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I immediately put my head in my lap.

There’s not enough words for how shit like this makes me struggle with football.
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sorry, I was late getting to the tv for the game. sports witch is back in effect.
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You have gravely misunderstood my feelings on Coach Lanning
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Tim I’m sleep deprived. I read too fast and thought YOUR dad had been Blue.
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i JUST realized last season he has noisemakers in his nose, absolutely hilarious use of costume design