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@globthealmighty.bsky.social

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📯🧎n.s.f.w nonbinary bog goblin ▪️ cryptid▪️ they/them ▪️ MNDI 🔞 ▪️ 27 ▪️read 📌 before ✉️📫 ▪️$5 misgendering fee ▪️ venmo/cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress▪️queer, poly, and partnered▪️ tips are not rewarded unless stated on the post NO AGE ON PROFILE = BLOCKED

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Sep 10

i have content for sale, and just opened my priv nsfw twt for subscribers! 🥰🖤 see the pics and alt text for details.

i'm posting my first uncensored video once i get 20 paid followers! <3

a cute graphic showing the dropboxes of content globbie has for sale and where to send money for purchasing them. the dropboxes come with all access guaranteed, meaning when new content is added you have the option to receive it for no additional payment.

the dropboxes and their prices are as listed:

Glob Bits - $25
Globbie’s Throat Training - $40
Globbussy - $25
GlobMix - $25
Shower Globbie - $25
The Globgasm Tapes - $40
Anal Globbie - $15
globbie can be found on cashapp, venmo, and paypal under the username goblinthempress

i'll get my priv twt up once i can figure out
how to log back into my account without
getting it suspended
it'll be $10 a month with payment options
for 3, 6 and 12 months
monthly payment due by the 15th, or you'll
be booted
i'll post uncensored explicit content &
horny thoughts (etc) on there

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 1h

buy my porn so i can make sure my partner eats today

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iris (they) 🔞 🕳️ GOAL MET @frecksandframes.fans · 1h

good morning lovers

iris is pictured from thighs to shoulders, wearing only a dark green satin bralette with black lace. the bralette is a bit too small, pushing their big boobs out of the top of the garment. their stomach is chubby and covered in silvery pink stretch marks. one hand is pressed to their skin and you can see their bush highlighted between thick thighs

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 7h

i've been mulling the same thing over but i think it might be just bc i like the agender flag better

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 7h

@sparkypunk.bsky.social freeloader

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 7h

shower & then bed

2 hours late

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 10h

tums have been acquired and i've eaten 6

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 10h

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Juicy Fruit

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 1d

i am not jealous and i am not monogamous

(you don't want me to be jealous . i do toxic shit)

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samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 15h

it’s payday, how come my friends & me aren’t getting any tippies >:(

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samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 15h

now at just $50 needed for this!

samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 1d

still needed if anyone is able to help <3 don’t go out of your way, but if you have some extra it would mean a lot if you could help us with this rent payment.

samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 1d

down to $59 needed!!

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 11h

still going 😵‍💫 pre-made tomorrow's dinner too

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 1d

i've been busy cleaning (or trying to, despite the adhd) for this weekend 😩😩

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 1d

my partner has such a big fat thick juicy sumptuous dick i want them to grab my hips and thrust into me so hard and fast they obliterate my holes and leave me dripping with load after load of cum ☺️🤤🫠

a shot of globbie on their hands and knees, taken from over their shoulder. you look down their pale body over their shoulder tattoo to their arched back and fat ass. globbie's asscheeks are covered by black and pink plaid panties, and spill over the sides of their hips- making them look even curvier than they already are. their thick thighs are barely visible, supporting globbie on their bed as they eagerly wait to be pounded. you can also see the crook of globbie's neck, exposed and begging to be bitten.

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 1d

happy PAYDAY! 🥰🖤

i'm at 4/20 paid followers on my private twitter 🥺

if we make it to 10 soon i'll post an audio clip 👉🏻👈🏻 kind of like,, a teaser until we reach the video goal 🫣

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Sep 10

i have content for sale, and just opened my priv nsfw twt for subscribers! 🥰🖤 see the pics and alt text for details.

i'm posting my first uncensored video once i get 20 paid followers! <3

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 11h

YES

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 1d

if u think i'm cute send me money for treats (candy and energy drinks)

tips $10 or more get lewd photos posted on the tl 🤭🥰

content purchases get lewd videos posted on the tl 😳👀

sub to my private twitter for uncensored content!! $10 a month 🫶🏻🖤

cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 2d

anyway hey haha

#thighs #tummy #curvy #spicysky #skyhub #altbabe #tattoos #piercings #fupafatterthanachalupa #boobs

a selfie of globbie showing off their plump, curvy body. you can see them from the shoulders down to their thighs, their head and feet aren't in the frame. globbie's wearing a grey ribbed crop top that's bunched up under their boobs. globbie's nipple piercings strain against the thin fabric. their squishy tummy and thick thighs are unclothed, inviting you to grab and nibble on globbie. there's a pinky purple filter over the photo, giving it an ethereal vaporwave vibe.

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Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 13h

starting a new genre of human, calling it #altwife and its people who do all the same things as Trad wives except they vaccinate their kids and believe in science.

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 16h

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 18h

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The Beginning Of The End

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Indigo (it/fae) 🔮 @indigofatale.me · 22h

September rent paid 💪🏿 Anything sent now will be toward October bills and ilysm 😘 Please subscribe and/or tip me so I can keep being hot on the skyline 🫶🏿

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 18h

i love olive garden i was just looking copycat breadstick recipes last night

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samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 18h

my birthday is in exactly one week. is it embarrassing if I just really want olive garden? 😭

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 1d

Pros: it's finally cooling off and the crisp autumn air is hitting me like a party drug

Cons: bed extra warm and soft no want leave nest soft warm outside cold and dark want sleep want eat meat chunk roasted over fire

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Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 19h

These are the people Visa and Mastercard listened to when they banned steam games btw.

the ones who are forcing you to upload photo id to use Al Gore's internet so they can "protect children"?

these people. and this is not their first abuse scandal.

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 19h

JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.

Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse

In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.

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Ashley @ashleyyelhsaaa.bsky.social · 19h

🚨 I’m having a 50% sale on my $15 tier until tomorrow night! Go check it out! 🔥🔥🔥
fans.ly/AshleyYelhsa...

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eli 🦦 •they/them• 🧡🖤 @daddysyand3re.bsky.social · 20h

fuck fuck I overdrafted into the negatives .. is anyone able to give me $20? I’m so sorry >.< I need to be back up in the positives or I’ll get another $5 fee …

$elijahskylerr is my cashapp 💙 if u have Zelle dm me, cuz I can’t post it publicly for reasons

thank u 🥹 #mutualaid #helpsky

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