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@globthealmighty.bsky.social

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📯🧎n.s.f.w nonbinary bog goblin ▪️ cryptid▪️ they/them ▪️ MNDI 🔞 ▪️ 27 ▪️read 📌 before ✉️📫 ▪️$5 misgendering fee ▪️ venmo/cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress▪️queer, poly, and partnered▪️ tips are not rewarded unless stated on the post NO AGE ON PROFILE = BLOCKED

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 29d

i have content for sale, and just opened my priv nsfw twt for subscribers! 🥰🖤 see the pics and alt text for details.

i'm posting my first uncensored video once i get 20 paid followers! <3

a cute graphic showing the dropboxes of content globbie has for sale and where to send money for purchasing them. the dropboxes come with all access guaranteed, meaning when new content is added you have the option to receive it for no additional payment.

the dropboxes and their prices are as listed:

Glob Bits - $25
Globbie’s Throat Training - $40
Globbussy - $25
GlobMix - $25
Shower Globbie - $25
The Globgasm Tapes - $40
Anal Globbie - $15
globbie can be found on cashapp, venmo, and paypal under the username goblinthempress

i'll get my priv twt up once i can figure out
how to log back into my account without
getting it suspended
it'll be $10 a month with payment options
for 3, 6 and 12 months
monthly payment due by the 15th, or you'll
be booted
i'll post uncensored explicit content &
horny thoughts (etc) on there

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 4h

or because i have bills to pay and necessities to buy, whatever floats your goat

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 6h

someone should buy my porn today solely because i want a huge ginormous bag of peanut butter m&ms

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 29d

i have content for sale, and just opened my priv nsfw twt for subscribers! 🥰🖤 see the pics and alt text for details.

i'm posting my first uncensored video once i get 20 paid followers! <3

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 20h

anyway hey haha

#thighs #tummy #curvy #spicysky #skyhub #altbabe #tattoos #piercings #fupafatterthanachalupa #boobs

a selfie of globbie showing off their plump, curvy body. you can see them from the shoulders down to their thighs, their head and feet aren't in the frame. globbie's wearing a grey ribbed crop top that's bunched up under their boobs. globbie's nipple piercings strain against the thin fabric. their squishy tummy and thick thighs are unclothed, inviting you to grab and nibble on globbie. there's a pinky purple filter over the photo, giving it an ethereal vaporwave vibe.

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 6h

do it

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 6h

someone should buy my porn today solely because i want a huge ginormous bag of peanut butter m&ms

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🎂10/24 ☾•✩Shanks Wife✩•☽ @mommysins.bsky.social · 17h

Hey, so, only reposting white sex workers. Maybe you should change that.

Hey, so, if you are ONLY reposting white sex workers... You should fucking change that.

HEY, STOP ONLY REPOSTING WHITE SEX WORKERS AND SHOW BLACK SEX WORKERS THE SAME FUCKING ENERGY.

Okay goodnight 💋

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Mauve 🔞 @chubbymauve.bsky.social · 1d

Peachy 🍑✨️

Mauve stands in front of a white door wearing a black bikini. She faces the door with her hands resting at the tip of her shoulders. Rhe viewer's eye is drawn from her fingers, down her smooth back, and finally rest on her round, dimply ass.

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iris (they) 🔞 $5/50 🕳️ GOAL @frecksandframes.fans · 1d

wide wagon 🤌

iris is a chubby redhead squatting backwards in front of a mirror and taking a selfie so their butt is the focus. they're wearing a blue and purple tie dye shirt with leopard print panties. the outline of their hips is visible through their baggy shirt and their but is big and round.

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Fen Novapuzzle 🔞 Share Pinned Please | Voidbus Slime Form @voidbus-slimeboi.bsky.social · 1d

So good news, I'm still working at my store during renovations
The district manager confirmed that yesterday

Next week though, I'm only getting 11.5 hour paycheck

So any help would be greatly appreciated, especially being able to make breakfast like this, which we didn't get before the move

Fen took a picture of the breakfast they mostly made (their roommate cooked the eggs)
Eggs
Bacon
Sausage patties
Biscuits and gravy

This is the 2nd time I was able to make this

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TheeAfroLesbian🌈 @zisshit.com · 1d

I’m $100 away from my goal!!

TheeAfroLesbian🌈 @zisshit.com · 16d

-$500 today at the vet. Unfortunately Carrots teeth have gotten worse. He has an infection so his procedure got moved up. If I don’t have the money *before* they will NOT help him. His surgery is now Oct. 15th. for $800. I already put $100 down.

$100/$800
Venmo: @zzz22
CA: $ziizzzii

💜 THANK YOU 💜

Carrot sitting all the way back in his carrier not wanting to come out at the vet

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Allie ($65/$50) 🪻 @alliereadsxsmut.com · 1d

do you think the stretchmarks on my ass are cute, yes or no?

photo of allie's ass in filtered sunlight. her hands grip underneath the heft of each cheek to accentuate the curve. she's wearing a green flannel top that you can see a little bit of.

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 11h

PLS BITE

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 11h

squish the globbie!!!

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 11h

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 17h

I’m gonna be $79 short on scheduled rent payment tomorrow. 😭 help very much appreciated, preferably directly on cashapp so I can use it right away. I’m getting paid but I have to also keep electric from getting shut off literally tomorrow so I’m short. AND I need a week bus pass which is $12. 🫠

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samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 16h

HELP NAT IF YOU CAN PLEASE ‼️‼️

NatTheeSpaceWhore‼️ SEND TIPS @nattheespacewhore.bsky.social · 22h

Welp. I was unfortunately giving some horrible fucking news today and I need 600$ asap.
Somehow my ex missed half of rent for September and now I owe 660$
Pls help idk what rhe fuck I’m gonna do 😢

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samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 16h

$91 total if any generous and/or rich people would like to save us from a potential eviction notice & also make sure I can keep getting to work 🫠

samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 17h

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samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 16h

currently gotta choose whether I spend my birthday without power or spend my birthday stressing over an eviction notice 🫠

send tips & calm vibes pls

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Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 16h

Hello I urgently need to order a laptop as mine just died -

200$ will get you a year of my VIP onlyfans + 3 full length videos of your choosing 🖤🧡

a pale punk femme in black lace and rocking green hair and black glasses posing with their arms over their head, displaying their tattoos. they're looking intensely into your eyes, waiting for you to make a move

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Flynn 😇😈 ($0/$24) @stonerflynn97.bsky.social · 15h

Hope you have sweet (and dirty) dreams of me 😇

flynn is a pale curvy femme posed on a dark grey surface and shown from behind. she is wearing a baggy light-tone sweatshirt and matching sweatpants, which are pulled down around her thighs to show off her perky and round bubble butt. her hairy pussy lips can be seen in the shadow between thick thighs, granting a tantalizing hint of the soft folds under fuzzy bush, forming a heart shape of genitalia between the plump of her inner thighs. her legs are bent at the knees, pushing feet into focus for the camera, showing pink soles. her toes are curled up with pale blue polish pedicure. the matching manicure on her hands is visible as she reaches back to put her right hand on her hip to help spread her ass cheeks. she’s looking back over her shoulder, hair up, face mostly obscured by the angle. a progress pride flag hangs on the wall.

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samoyedpup 🎂 oct. 17! @samoyedpup.bsky.social · 15h

make sure u tip a fat SWer tonight

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 19h

heheheheehe

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Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · 1d

Where are the other darkskinned sexworkers tht are allergic to bright lights?? I need help. Pretty soon I’m not gnna be able to film anymore 😭😭

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Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t use my sunset lamp can’t use my new ring light can’t make my skin look not bad can’t have lamps and a ring light on or I will die. Can’t see my hairy ass pussy or literally anything else in low light. And I dnt think thts an over exaggeration

Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · 1d

Where are the other darkskinned sexworkers tht are allergic to bright lights?? I need help. Pretty soon I’m not gnna be able to film anymore 😭😭

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 19h

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHDNDKSJDLFMMSNDLMAAAOOOO