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Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 8h

That’s why they call it The Beautiful Game

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 10h

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Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 16h

Everything is awful
Everything is cruel and the world’s really mean
Everything is awful
Look in horror at screens

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 17h

He certainly went his own way

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 22h

Lmao you know what you did here, come on

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 23h

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @erinsorensen.bsky.social

a woman is holding a menu in a restaurant .

Alt: a woman is holding a menu in a restaurant .

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Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 23h

Dudes rock

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 23h

I am not that talented

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 1d

To the other dude in this public bathroom who is playing Fleetwood Mac on his phone speaker and singing along; hell yeah

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 1d

Wow you really hate the cubs and brewers

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 1d

The government is shut down and can’t control the weather machines anymore

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 1d

I am eating an entire bowl of ceviche

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 1d

They’re consistently great! Thank you

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 1d

I am 6’2 if that helps figure scale and perspective

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Artifical Intelligence Influencer Salt Creek @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social · 1d

While thematically correct (our current economy sets up a lot of people for debt-heavy lives), it feels like we're writing apologia for a bad capitalist environment chewing people up as resources, spitting them out.

Maybe we should ask why we built an economy that demands a poor workforce.

NPR @npr.org · 1d

Financial educators bust three common myths about credit card debt — and explain why these negative assumptions can hold us back from making smart money decisions. n.pr/4q3KG5H

Why being in credit card debt doesn't mean you're bad with money

Financial educators bust three common myths about credit card debt — and explain why these negative assumptions can hold us back from making smart money decisions.

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 2d

Watching antisocial driver behavior in the school drop-off line makes it really clear that the pandemic destroyed whatever few shreds remained of the social compact, just pathological selfishness on display every day

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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 2d

I have some crow to eat, absolutely did not think the Dems' strategy would work here

Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 3d

“It’s true, all of it… it’s all true.”

Politico: Republicans in disarray

MSNBC: Republicans are cucks

NYT: health care is awesome

Daily Beast: lol Republicans’ polls suck

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2d

Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online

FRANKENFEET FOR SALE
Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away.
But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge.

WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON.
Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2d

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read:

HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH?

Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online
By Herman Baldsack

Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 2d

He somehow added an extra R in there? It was like “Greturrna”

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 2d

That happened with the announcers of a husker game when talking about Heinrich Haarberg

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 2d

The quote from the defensive assistant is the perfect kicker

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 2d

I knew someone from Boston that absolutely murdered the town “Gretna” once, like come on

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 2d

Hooper
Beatrice

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Spooky Sky-leton @gobigred.bsky.social · 2d

It’s for SEO. If he slaps coach on senate duties stuff, you won’t be able to search for his coaching record as easily