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orcus

@goblin.news

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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️

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orcus @goblin.news · Dec 8

Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse

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orcus @goblin.news · 2h

yumm!!

orcus @goblin.news · 12h

so delicious 🤤

orcus @goblin.news · 13h

how many souls per serving of vegemite (average)

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orcus @goblin.news · 13h

two-dimensional phrenologist bastards!!

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orcus @goblin.news · 14h

BABAS

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orcus @goblin.news · 14h

hell yeah dude. I scored a copy of Animal Money so looking forward to getting into that soon!

orcus @goblin.news · 14h

Orcus RED BEVERAGE alternative:

1 oz white Caribbean Rum
3 oz tart cherry juice

“It’s pretty good!” —Orcus

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orcus @goblin.news · 14h

I’m working to create an alternative beverage which is correct

orcus @goblin.news · 15h

my RED BEVERAGE has developed a negative cast !!!

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orcus @goblin.news · 15h

you took the words right out of my mouth

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Playboy Magazine @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 15h

MORE TEETH is what the people are saying
these days its all about MORE TEETH

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orcus @goblin.news · 15h

Antisocieties by @michaelcisco.bsky.social — some of the coolest ideas and most mind twizzling short stories I’ve read in aeons, awesome.

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orcus @goblin.news · 15h

Dip

orcus @goblin.news · 17h

Oh yeah that sign? Total nonsense, just scrambles up the brains, don’t try to read it, I’m resistant I guess because like you know?

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orcus @goblin.news · 17h

New structure!!!

orcus @goblin.news · 18h

the mysterious one or the other one?

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orcus @goblin.news · 19h

you ever get an eye exam? this was happening to me and they say I’m gettin clouds in the eyes in exchange for the power of minor prophecy

orcus @goblin.news · 19h

that’s a snake that figured out how to talk, probably the smartest thing anyone ever met

orcus @goblin.news · 23h

not even a cyst???

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orcus @goblin.news · 23h

I’m focused on organic growths 🙂‍↕️

orcus @goblin.news · 23h

was your job getting blown up?

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orcus @goblin.news · 23h

I like to make Big Boy Tough Decisions and reject common sense while following the most milquetoast crowds to show how clever I am and I march around with my pants pulled up to my nips and if I make less than $300k I MIGHT DIE!!!!

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

sometimes you might see me riding an elephant and it’s important to understand that’s still me, I’m just riding an elephant, it’s different but also the same

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

but which item could it be??

orcus @goblin.news · 1d

this planet was made for different types of ichthyosaurs to chomp each others heads and terrorize ammonites and every day we don’t restore the natural order is an offense to the sea!!!

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