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Ms. Ancient Weapon

@goblinaccountant.bsky.social

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Riding the line between self-expression and self-parody

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · Jul 17

Rave Reviews

Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 33m

Shameful...

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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Yuthie @yuthie.bsky.social · 4d

相棒

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Ryan ARM @ryanarmoberly.bsky.social · 22h

The age of 30 is in demand

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 18h

I should buy a YES pillow. They're funny.

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SPiNDLE @aidenr0.bsky.social · 1d

i bring more women kissing to your TL

an illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (on the right), a half-elf with white hair tied up in a bun, and wearing a blue dress (with yellow accents and a red stripe on the bottom), sitting and kissing Ottilie (on the left), a human with short brown hair tied up in a small bun, wearing a green cardigan (with orange circles print, and white trim), white underwear, and black thighhighs (appearing green due to the tones of the art). She's in front of Asi and leaning on her, kissing back. The kiss is tongue-style

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 20h

chat can i get a hell yea

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 19h

Remembering when my wife tried ginger beer for the first time last time I visited and their reaction to it was just a very quiet and cute "oh my..."

They're the cutest.

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 21h

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 22h

Thou canst consume; but I can then be ashes.

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 22h

it's peak

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 1d

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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Scary-clipse @eclipse.gay · 1d

Girl with a rapier named 'Big Sister' and a rondel dagger named 'Little Sister'

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rin ⚧️ @rin-and-tonic.bsky.social · 1d

"sexy nun outfit" you're a fool. your mind is trapped in a cage. the modesty and seemliness of an ordinary nun's habit is far more erotic than some basal skimpy costume could ever be

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コミックハンド @comic-hand.bsky.social · 1d

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Draws way too much self worth from taking care of children/motherhood

Tendency towards brutality.

Sometimes these become related.

Kypepe @kypepe.etheirys.social · 2d

#wolqotd hypothetical.

Your OC becomes a canon character. What is their "problematic trait" that creates fandom discourse? This can be a genuinely problematic character trait or it can be something completely innocuous.

Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Giving doll my energy since it'll be an easy day for me

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Darek Ergot Mak🔞Patreon @erugotto.bsky.social · 23d

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Im gonna be honest im still half asleep and started to have a panic over it being Monday cause of this.

Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

You know, I don't really get enough credit for being this self-deprecating when my love life is Like That. It takes a lot to believe you're mid at best with that many people into you

But do I get a "Wow the strength of your delusions is incredible" no!!