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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻

@goblinbaby.bsky.social

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💎 we must feed him. we must feed him gravel 💫 jasper, they/it, wannabe warlock, adult, no minors 👽 sex/kink positive but you should still flag your smut !! 🍄 horny on main sometimes 💗: teddy bears, ffxiv, discworld, star trek, horror, zombies, vampires

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 8d

you will be safe there, my darling

JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 4h

honestly ive never heard any convincing argument for why counting calories is good for you. im more convinced in taking small steps to implement long term health routines and not so much giving 100% in a certain stretch of time to achieve a goal

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 4h

might be going to the mall again tomorrow or thursday cause my lil sib wants to go and i rlly hope it happens cause thatd mean i could get that zombie dog plush i left behind last time...

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💜danky🌈 @plushiepaint.bsky.social · 5d

my favorite meme

borzoi looking pleadingly at the viewer with text,
WE ARE NOT "BORN TO DIE", DOES A BOOK BEGIN JUST TO FINISH? DOES A SONG OPEN WITH A BEAUTIFUL CHORD PURELY TO END? YES, WE ARE BORN WITH THE INEVITABLE FATE OF DEATH, BUT THAT IS MERELY THE FINAL ACT OF THE PLAY. WE ARE BORN TO LOVE, BE JOYOUS, TO MOVE, LEARN, CRY, AND FEEL. WE ARE IN FACT BORN TO LIVE

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Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 1d

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 7h

tbh playing new leaf has made me really want to play new horizons again, but im pretty much done with my island so theres really not much left to do, but i think im too attached to it to start over :,> so... i just wont i guess lmao

JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 10h

its not even halfway through october... what the fuck !!!

JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 10h

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIIISSSSSS

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 10h

i ordered myself a burger king kids meal just for the scooby doo toy... i just cant resist seasonal kids meals. its so nostalgic ToT i hope i get velma or shaggy!!!

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 12h

i dont need new pajama shirts what r u talking about

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 13h

the paw

JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 13h

little baby sighted

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 1d

i really fucking love scaring myself, but unfortunately i also really love sleeping and getting to fall asleep without opening my eyes every 10 seconds to check that there are no monsters. unfortunately this does not usually stop me from intentionally scaring myself

JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 1d

I KNOW i dont know why my body did that. when i decided to nap i didnt even feel that sleepy ToT it is now 7 30 pm and my schedule is fucked again...

JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 1d

i just... woke up from an eight hour nap. what the fuck, body

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Mewtype Ghost @mewtype.online · 2d

tumblr shitpost poll
do you think ms understands consent?
yes <1%
remind me in 3 days 99.2%

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 1d

dexters halloween costume came in!!! and its so fucking CUTE ON HIM ;A; now im just waiting on his boots!!!

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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · Oct 25

Blue Shoyru Neopet poorly edited into the maternity section of a Target with a text bubble that reads, “I’m Dissociating…”

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 4d

Tama Kyoryu (dinosaur) is a mascot for the parks of Tama Hills, Tokyo. It has acorns for eyes, grass on its belly, and flowers and trees growing out of it.

A round green dinosaur character with acorn eyes stands in a park.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4d

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 2d

he is so fucking chunky... the pants are so tight on him it looks like hes wearing a corset

JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 2d

one of my favorite horror youtubers davis morgan uploaded a fucking five hour breakdown of a creepypasta called the left right game and it is PEAK. an hour and a half in and im having so much fun

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skweeki @skweeki.tv · 2d

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 2d

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Random gachapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 2d

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/40365
『BOSABOSA ぬいぐるみ』9月発売予定。ふわふわ長～い、自慢の毛むくじゃらボディ。
The BOSABOSA plush toy is scheduled to be released in September. It boasts a fluffy, long, and furry body.
#ガチャポン #gachapon

『BOSABOSA ぬいぐるみ』
ラインナップ＜１＞ホワイト＜２＞ブラウン＜３＞ベージュ＜４＞ブラック＜５＞グレー
メーカー：ピーナッツ・クラブ
2025年9月発売予定
400円カプセル購入はこちら（楽天）
"BOSABOSA Plush Toy"
Lineup: <1> White <2> Brown <3> Beige <4> Black <5> Gray
Manufacturer: Peanuts Club
Scheduled for release in September 2025
Purchase the 400 yen capsule here (Rakuten)

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JASP-ZOMB 💚👻 @goblinbaby.bsky.social · 2d

ZOMBIE DUCK!!!! for ONE dollar

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