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@godkingchorgus.bsky.social

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 11m

I screamed real loud and that worked, gonna try coffee next time tho

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 14m

Started journaling. Not sure what I want to get from it but it is nice to have somewhere to put thoughts down on paper

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 15m

Very on brand for dogs

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 16m

Thinking about maybe taking a shit? Not 100% sure yet

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 20m

I am fucking farting ya bish

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 21m

I'm quite close to shidding tbh

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 22m

I'm so fucken sleeby dude

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 27m

walking up to the cat and treating him like HE'S the weird one *aaaaa*

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 33m

here's the thing though,

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 35m

they should invent a type of weed that doesn't make you cough when you smoke it

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 37m

my cats don't appreciate the thousands of little songs I sing in their honor

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 1h

I wouldn't dare, some things are sacred

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 1h

staring pensively at the screen for 48 minutes before hitting post on this one

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 1h

spending some time working on my fart impressions

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 1h

spending some time working on my fart impressions

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 1h

when you really think about it,

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 1h

imo this can be done very well, and when it hits it fuckin hits. the one that comes to mind is this one

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 1h

can't possibly see how that could go badly /s

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 1h

so fuckin true, bot-tan

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 1h

using my PC again, it's so much nicer to have a mouse and keyboard for things than to have to use a fucken touch screen

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 2h

real fucked up that Meijer stops selling liquor at 8pm on Sundays in Indiana

Dragon Moll Z 🎃 @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 4h

Asking everyone with over 10k followers to make an official statement about a random current event

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 7h

This whole fit fuckin rules

𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 7h

I love my wife so much she's the best and idk what I'd do without her :)

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 7h

I feel like we can get to -50 feet before sundown

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 8h

Okay cool we can both make the hole wider and deeper

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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 8h

Get in

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