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King of Forklifts

#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App

Fuck fascism
When you think about it, Jimmy really did eat that fuckin world

(this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
@edwardodell.bsky.social have you listened to the song
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
relapsing rn (downloading FL studio)
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
If you follow me, or if you like forked lifting equipment, you are morally obligated to listen to this song. If you don't, I will know, and I will torment you

music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
Docket (feat. Bully)
YouTube video by Blondshell - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
does this dude not know about the trail of tears
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 AM
ayo FUCK home depot, this is a Lowe's house
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
They drove out of the parking lot with the boards still on the roof, I was so tempted to follow them
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Insane
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
LMAO THEY'RE GONNA HOLD THEM DOWN
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
lol
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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Holy shit does Skip Intro's latest video make a lot of decent points (does make some statistical errors) but god DAMN does it spectacularly fail the landing. Yes we need to give parents food and housing support and not take kids because they are poor. But that doesn't mean don't take kids from ABUSE
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Lmfao
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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I believe in your resilience.
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Demolishing a family size box of cheerios in one night
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Importing all of my email drafts to bsky
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
northernlion playing clubhouse games is peak entertainment tbh
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 AM
fuckin same
small crab eating a grape (important)
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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Charles no don't eat that pokemon
Charles Leclerc in a Pokemon commercial 🫡
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The cat is freaking out
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 AM
oh fuck yes
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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Cadillac's first-ever Formula 1 car is here 🤩

Same car, a different look on either side 👀

#F1 #CadillacF1Team
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
*the most annoying guy you've ever met voice:* well, it's a pretty cool owl but I'm not sure I'd call it superb
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
No chores today. Chores tomorrow
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM