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@godkingchorgus.bsky.social
King of Forklifts
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
The thing about having a penis is that sometimes the balls are on top
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 AM
The thing about having a penis is that sometimes the balls are on top
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love to read the comments on popular postes, its like reading the minutes of a meeting of the council of fools
February 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
love to read the comments on popular postes, its like reading the minutes of a meeting of the council of fools
some of my most detailed alt text imo
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
some of my most detailed alt text imo
things in my bathroom
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
things in my bathroom
Get you a girl who's all titted up on a Sunday morning
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Get you a girl who's all titted up on a Sunday morning
God bless my wife for letting me info dump about FaZe Clan
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
God bless my wife for letting me info dump about FaZe Clan
Since cats can't charge they phone or eat hot chip, they do extra lies to compensate
February 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Since cats can't charge they phone or eat hot chip, they do extra lies to compensate
Yeah, me and my buddy, Marty Grass,
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Yeah, me and my buddy, Marty Grass,
This could be lethal, depending on your karaoke group. BE CAREFUL!!!!
as a white man, I am obligated to rip a blinker when Mr. Brightside comes on
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
This could be lethal, depending on your karaoke group. BE CAREFUL!!!!
as a white man, I am obligated to rip a blinker when Mr. Brightside comes on
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
as a white man, I am obligated to rip a blinker when Mr. Brightside comes on
Every now and then I remember that some people follow me that have like +80k followers and I chortle a bit
February 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Every now and then I remember that some people follow me that have like +80k followers and I chortle a bit
I've decided. I'm going to devote my little free time this week to making stream graphics for my upcoming "Horse Lift" streams. Pretty much all of these streams will take place after 5am, and I guarantee you that i WILL be intoxicated
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I've decided. I'm going to devote my little free time this week to making stream graphics for my upcoming "Horse Lift" streams. Pretty much all of these streams will take place after 5am, and I guarantee you that i WILL be intoxicated
Had a dream the other night that Kendrick Lamar was at my Midwest Emo show. I'm not in a midwest emo band
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Had a dream the other night that Kendrick Lamar was at my Midwest Emo show. I'm not in a midwest emo band
hbox, screaming: "IT'S A PRESSURIZED CAB UP THERE, LUDWIG, ARE YOU INSANE"
February 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
hbox, screaming: "IT'S A PRESSURIZED CAB UP THERE, LUDWIG, ARE YOU INSANE"
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flavor flav standing in front of the mirror in his boudoir, holding up various clock amulet necklaces to his chest to see which best matches his outfit before choosing one and nodding once, self assured and certain
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 AM
flavor flav standing in front of the mirror in his boudoir, holding up various clock amulet necklaces to his chest to see which best matches his outfit before choosing one and nodding once, self assured and certain
Jerma?
we came so close to seeing the fellas throw the brooms down and have what i assume would be called a brier-kerfuffle
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Jerma?
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goodbye birds and bees, a new sex talk for the modern era
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
goodbye birds and bees, a new sex talk for the modern era
When you think about it, Jimmy really did eat that fuckin world
(this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)
(this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
When you think about it, Jimmy really did eat that fuckin world
(this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)
(this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)
relapsing rn (downloading FL studio)
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
relapsing rn (downloading FL studio)
If you follow me, or if you like forked lifting equipment, you are morally obligated to listen to this song. If you don't, I will know, and I will torment you
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
Docket (feat. Bully)
YouTube video by Blondshell - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
If you follow me, or if you like forked lifting equipment, you are morally obligated to listen to this song. If you don't, I will know, and I will torment you
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
LMAO THEY'RE GONNA HOLD THEM DOWN
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
LMAO THEY'RE GONNA HOLD THEM DOWN
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
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Holy shit does Skip Intro's latest video make a lot of decent points (does make some statistical errors) but god DAMN does it spectacularly fail the landing. Yes we need to give parents food and housing support and not take kids because they are poor. But that doesn't mean don't take kids from ABUSE
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Holy shit does Skip Intro's latest video make a lot of decent points (does make some statistical errors) but god DAMN does it spectacularly fail the landing. Yes we need to give parents food and housing support and not take kids because they are poor. But that doesn't mean don't take kids from ABUSE
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I believe in your resilience.
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I believe in your resilience.