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@godkingchorgus.bsky.social
King of Forklifts
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
Had a dream the other night that Kendrick Lamar was at my Midwest Emo show. I'm not in a midwest emo band
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Had a dream the other night that Kendrick Lamar was at my Midwest Emo show. I'm not in a midwest emo band
hbox, screaming: "IT'S A PRESSURIZED CAB UP THERE, LUDWIG, ARE YOU INSANE"
February 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
hbox, screaming: "IT'S A PRESSURIZED CAB UP THERE, LUDWIG, ARE YOU INSANE"
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flavor flav standing in front of the mirror in his boudoir, holding up various clock amulet necklaces to his chest to see which best matches his outfit before choosing one and nodding once, self assured and certain
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 AM
flavor flav standing in front of the mirror in his boudoir, holding up various clock amulet necklaces to his chest to see which best matches his outfit before choosing one and nodding once, self assured and certain
Jerma?
we came so close to seeing the fellas throw the brooms down and have what i assume would be called a brier-kerfuffle
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Jerma?
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goodbye birds and bees, a new sex talk for the modern era
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
goodbye birds and bees, a new sex talk for the modern era
When you think about it, Jimmy really did eat that fuckin world
(this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)
(this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
When you think about it, Jimmy really did eat that fuckin world
(this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)
(this user is currently listening to Jimmy Eat World)
relapsing rn (downloading FL studio)
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
relapsing rn (downloading FL studio)
If you follow me, or if you like forked lifting equipment, you are morally obligated to listen to this song. If you don't, I will know, and I will torment you
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
Docket (feat. Bully)
YouTube video by Blondshell - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
If you follow me, or if you like forked lifting equipment, you are morally obligated to listen to this song. If you don't, I will know, and I will torment you
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
LMAO THEY'RE GONNA HOLD THEM DOWN
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
LMAO THEY'RE GONNA HOLD THEM DOWN
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
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Holy shit does Skip Intro's latest video make a lot of decent points (does make some statistical errors) but god DAMN does it spectacularly fail the landing. Yes we need to give parents food and housing support and not take kids because they are poor. But that doesn't mean don't take kids from ABUSE
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Holy shit does Skip Intro's latest video make a lot of decent points (does make some statistical errors) but god DAMN does it spectacularly fail the landing. Yes we need to give parents food and housing support and not take kids because they are poor. But that doesn't mean don't take kids from ABUSE
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I believe in your resilience.
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I believe in your resilience.
Demolishing a family size box of cheerios in one night
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Demolishing a family size box of cheerios in one night
Importing all of my email drafts to bsky
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Importing all of my email drafts to bsky
northernlion playing clubhouse games is peak entertainment tbh
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 AM
northernlion playing clubhouse games is peak entertainment tbh
fuckin same
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
fuckin same
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Charles no don't eat that pokemon
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Charles no don't eat that pokemon
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i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
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Cadillac's first-ever Formula 1 car is here 🤩
Same car, a different look on either side 👀
#F1 #CadillacF1Team
Same car, a different look on either side 👀
#F1 #CadillacF1Team
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Cadillac's first-ever Formula 1 car is here 🤩
Same car, a different look on either side 👀
#F1 #CadillacF1Team
Same car, a different look on either side 👀
#F1 #CadillacF1Team
*the most annoying guy you've ever met voice:* well, it's a pretty cool owl but I'm not sure I'd call it superb
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
*the most annoying guy you've ever met voice:* well, it's a pretty cool owl but I'm not sure I'd call it superb
No chores today. Chores tomorrow
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
No chores today. Chores tomorrow
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One thing I’ve learned that is that arguments in favor of something that does measurable harm to your community — using genAI, skipping vaccines, not wearing masks — are generally not reasoned or based in science or even deeply held beliefs. The actor simply does not want to *have to do something.*
February 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
One thing I’ve learned that is that arguments in favor of something that does measurable harm to your community — using genAI, skipping vaccines, not wearing masks — are generally not reasoned or based in science or even deeply held beliefs. The actor simply does not want to *have to do something.*
these are evil
Upsetting flatware continued
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
these are evil
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM