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@godkingchorgus.bsky.social
King of Forklifts
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
LMAO THEY'RE GONNA HOLD THEM DOWN
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
LMAO THEY'RE GONNA HOLD THEM DOWN
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
two guys trying to strap 2 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood to the roof of their SUV. Godspeed
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Holy shit does Skip Intro's latest video make a lot of decent points (does make some statistical errors) but god DAMN does it spectacularly fail the landing. Yes we need to give parents food and housing support and not take kids because they are poor. But that doesn't mean don't take kids from ABUSE
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Holy shit does Skip Intro's latest video make a lot of decent points (does make some statistical errors) but god DAMN does it spectacularly fail the landing. Yes we need to give parents food and housing support and not take kids because they are poor. But that doesn't mean don't take kids from ABUSE
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I believe in your resilience.
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I believe in your resilience.
Demolishing a family size box of cheerios in one night
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Demolishing a family size box of cheerios in one night
Importing all of my email drafts to bsky
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Importing all of my email drafts to bsky
northernlion playing clubhouse games is peak entertainment tbh
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 AM
northernlion playing clubhouse games is peak entertainment tbh
fuckin same
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
fuckin same
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Charles no don't eat that pokemon
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Charles no don't eat that pokemon
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i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
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Cadillac's first-ever Formula 1 car is here 🤩
Same car, a different look on either side 👀
#F1 #CadillacF1Team
Same car, a different look on either side 👀
#F1 #CadillacF1Team
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Cadillac's first-ever Formula 1 car is here 🤩
Same car, a different look on either side 👀
#F1 #CadillacF1Team
Same car, a different look on either side 👀
#F1 #CadillacF1Team
*the most annoying guy you've ever met voice:* well, it's a pretty cool owl but I'm not sure I'd call it superb
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
*the most annoying guy you've ever met voice:* well, it's a pretty cool owl but I'm not sure I'd call it superb
No chores today. Chores tomorrow
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
No chores today. Chores tomorrow
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One thing I’ve learned that is that arguments in favor of something that does measurable harm to your community — using genAI, skipping vaccines, not wearing masks — are generally not reasoned or based in science or even deeply held beliefs. The actor simply does not want to *have to do something.*
February 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
One thing I’ve learned that is that arguments in favor of something that does measurable harm to your community — using genAI, skipping vaccines, not wearing masks — are generally not reasoned or based in science or even deeply held beliefs. The actor simply does not want to *have to do something.*
these are evil
Upsetting flatware continued
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
these are evil
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
This dude is just pissed that he lost the Corey Taylor lookalike competition
Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 AM
This dude is just pissed that he lost the Corey Taylor lookalike competition
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I just posted my fourth full-length YouTube video!!! It's a roundup of incidents involving drunk ICE agents (and CBP, and others). Please please please watch, like, and share!!! I worked very hard on it and I hope you enjoy it
Drunk ICE Agents Roundup!
YouTube video by TAKE MY WIFI PLEASE
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I just posted my fourth full-length YouTube video!!! It's a roundup of incidents involving drunk ICE agents (and CBP, and others). Please please please watch, like, and share!!! I worked very hard on it and I hope you enjoy it
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My most recent update on Rotini's vet visit is posted, but I am making an immediate request for ~$150 for groceries. Anything helps and I can also take donations on cash app/venmo (i'm creeptwin on both), or paypal (DM for email please).
Anything and everything helps 💗
gofund.me/53e9900c4
Anything and everything helps 💗
gofund.me/53e9900c4
Donate to Support Rotini and Her Owner in Crisis, organized by J P
Rotini (aka Tini) is one of my incredibly beloved kitties, part of a litter I've raised fro… J P needs your support for Support Rotini and Her Owner in Crisis
gofund.me
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
My most recent update on Rotini's vet visit is posted, but I am making an immediate request for ~$150 for groceries. Anything helps and I can also take donations on cash app/venmo (i'm creeptwin on both), or paypal (DM for email please).
Anything and everything helps 💗
gofund.me/53e9900c4
Anything and everything helps 💗
gofund.me/53e9900c4
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Gnomes call them gnipples
February 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Gnomes call them gnipples
this song has been stuck in my head for around 37 hours now. please listen to it, its very good
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
Docket (feat. Bully)
YouTube video by Blondshell - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:57 PM
this song has been stuck in my head for around 37 hours now. please listen to it, its very good
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3x...
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i take pride in not being a normie, but i also take pride in just liking normie things. pikachu is my favorite pokemon, love that guy. interstellar is my fav movie, that shit rocks. pop music is fucking amazing. thats all cool. i dont need to pretend to prefer something else. took long to learn that
February 7, 2026 at 10:38 AM
i take pride in not being a normie, but i also take pride in just liking normie things. pikachu is my favorite pokemon, love that guy. interstellar is my fav movie, that shit rocks. pop music is fucking amazing. thats all cool. i dont need to pretend to prefer something else. took long to learn that
i'm gonna be doing this a lot, especially late at night while my wife is sleeping
My cats were doing zoomies so I decided to try sprinting back and forth through my apartment and diving onto various furniture and it's so much fuckin fun
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
i'm gonna be doing this a lot, especially late at night while my wife is sleeping