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GoodPlaceJames

@goodplacejames.bsky.social

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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist. A bit scientist; somewhat engineer. 80s kid. Mostly Harmless. Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam. INTP. Ignostic. root@localhost 𝌛 _ He/him/James

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · May 19

This is my obligatory pinned "Bulletin Board" / "Business Card" post.

Please do reply here if you'd like to get in touch.

And, if you wouldn't mind, mention @goodplacejames.bsky.social so that I may be notified of your comment.

I'm also happy to receive DMs!

Sincerely,

James 🎩

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 13h

#DoomScrollDanceBreak

Listen to:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=LS6D...

While watching:

Stephdude @angryeyes.bsky.social · 20h

It's madness I say...

a black and white photo of popeye dancing in front of a sign that says ralph 's gentlemen club

Alt: a black and white photo of popeye dancing in front of a sign that says ralph 's gentlemen club

media.tenor.com

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 13h

I jam what I jam.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 13h

That would go well with Jackboots.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 13h

And a source of renewable energy!

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 13h

Oh my gosh,

I saw the video still preview and thought,

"Oh dear. That poor machine is infested with the 'Last of Us' fungus."

🎩

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 13h

Hence the heavy focus on towels.

For all the mopping up afterwards.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 13h

Was it the Tupperware?

...

... It was the Tupperware, wasn't it?

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 13h

Finally!

Someone with respectful authority!

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 13h

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 14h

🎩 ✅

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 14h

"Trick or Treat!"

--

"...

... How about some surreptitious brassicas!?!!?!?"

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 14h

Wow.

🎩

I wish I'd thought of it.

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 17h

There's no exit, is there?

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🌮 Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 23h

DANCE BREAK

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 17h

Look, ...

I was young ...

... and I needed the money.

🎩 🎲🎲

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 17h

"Take him to the Bank!"

"NO !!!

No!

Do NOT take this person to any sort of Bank!"

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 18h

I've never gotten close enough.

They seem very dromedary.

I meant, ornery.

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 18h

Thank goodness!

Now. ...

Let's build an in-situ still and mash these 'taters into some 'shine.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 18h

"flesh" it out ... ?

...

🎩 ;)

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 19h

Toast is key.

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 19h

#Truth

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GiGi Angel @gigiangel.bsky.social · 19h

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 19h

Sesame Street is in your heart.

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 19h

#KeepHopAlive

;)

Comanche @comance1.bsky.social · 19h

Keep hop alive!✊️🐸

GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 19h

This is a disconcertingly accurate record of what's going on right now.

This image has the potential to become a modern icon.

"Frogs Together Strong."

Indeed.

Keep Hop Alive.

🐸

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 19h

My grouting is so sorry right now it got all moldy.