GoodPlaceJames
@goodplacejames.bsky.social
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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist. A bit scientist; somewhat engineer. 80s kid. Mostly Harmless. Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam. INTP. Ignostic. root@localhost 𝌛 _ He/him/James
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This is my obligatory pinned "Bulletin Board" / "Business Card" post.

Please do reply here if you'd like to get in touch.

And, if you wouldn't mind, mention @goodplacejames.bsky.social so that I may be notified of your comment.

I'm also happy to receive DMs!

Sincerely,

James 🎩
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Thank you for your humanity 🎩
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I'm dreading the bug fix patch :(
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An excellent find! 🎩

A marvelous fauxstache!
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I love it 🎩

It's not civil disobedience;

It's civil silliness.

Parody is Powerful.
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And frugal !!!

Bah!

Humbug!

🎩
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I'm sure Furry Etsy is blowing up right now.
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Hello.

Whether you're trying to open a jar of pickles,

Or contemplating life,

Feel free to DM me. 🎩

Sincerely,

James
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#FauxNews

This just in:

Parcel trucks delivering inflatable animal costumes being raided by ICE in Portland!

... And back to you in the studio, Bruce.

--

Thanks, James.

Next up: is your earwax ... embarrassing!?

And now a word from our sponsors ...
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Looking at the label now,

They made me a 20oz. "Represso."

... *sip* ...

... Ahhh ... Hazelnut! ;)
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Neutron Stars have "Mountains."

They are millimeters tall.

Impressive, given the gravity of several suns.

Don't discount a millimeter! 🎩
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The Devil never lies.

They don't have to.

People do it for them.
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Biggest surprises of 2025.

I'll go first:

Portland saves Democracy with inflatable animal costumes.
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I stalk the Automotive aisle.

"So, ...

... I saw you checking out those jumper cables ...

Are you sure that gauge is thick enough?"