ronkie
@gorpis9.bsky.social
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every day i am beset on all sides
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baby catchers mitt for sale
super worn in
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A man goes to a doctor, saying he is depressed. He feels like the world is harsh and cruel, and he feels all alone.

The doctor replies, "The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him—that should cheer you up!"

The man says "oh ok sounds cool"
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not all heroes wear capes.. some have food allergies too :)
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monk who does flips as penance
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you ever watch a UFC fight & think “this wouldn’t even happen if they were all poly”
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WHEN WE DECONSTRUCT GOOFUS' FLIMSY NARRATIVE PURPOSE, WE EXPOSE OUR OWN LACK OF PURPOSE
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the party of evil for evil's sake hasnt really been listening to my calls, but sure, ive been trying
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the idea of an unaccountable party is a really laughable position to hold
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elon masc. is this anything
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Time with a Boy Machine
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im worried that my life is just one sad footnote in the extended Friends universe
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the revised pro tiers for sex are out & it’s not looking good
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beep beep! who got the keys to the jeep?
"i'm not sure." i look up, tears in my eyes. "i-i don't know"
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how's that messaging working for ya bud
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or perhaps a beautiful woman with a terrible curse
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latke would be a wonderful name for a whelp or perhaps scamp
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look, you can’t just “build" a bear
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what is an egg? a miserable pile of secrets
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we would drink from the mall hose
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hiking the appalachian trail .. thinking about leaving a trace later 😏
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im the grin reaper :)
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do you guys think this makes you more or less likely to get stabbed
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‪sorry, milfs unionized‬
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S THE PHENOMENOLOGY OF SPIRIT AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, HEGEL