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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · 5d

baby catchers mitt for sale
super worn in

ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · 6d

A man goes to a doctor, saying he is depressed. He feels like the world is harsh and cruel, and he feels all alone.

The doctor replies, "The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him—that should cheer you up!"

The man says "oh ok sounds cool"

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · 27d

not all heroes wear capes.. some have food allergies too :)

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Sep 12

monk who does flips as penance

ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Sep 6

you ever watch a UFC fight & think “this wouldn’t even happen if they were all poly”

ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Sep 4

WHEN WE DECONSTRUCT GOOFUS' FLIMSY NARRATIVE PURPOSE, WE EXPOSE OUR OWN LACK OF PURPOSE

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Aug 31

the party of evil for evil's sake hasnt really been listening to my calls, but sure, ive been trying

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Aug 31

the idea of an unaccountable party is a really laughable position to hold

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Aug 31

elon masc. is this anything

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Aug 30

thanks

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Aug 28

Time with a Boy Machine

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Aug 27

im worried that my life is just one sad footnote in the extended Friends universe

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Aug 26

the revised pro tiers for sex are out & it’s not looking good

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ronkie @gorpis9.bsky.social · Nov 24

beep beep! who got the keys to the jeep?
"i'm not sure." i look up, tears in my eyes. "i-i don't know"

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