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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta

@gothsbok.bsky.social

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Emma. She/Her. 27. It's cause of that damn Gate you're always Baldurin'. Here to chill and try to do some scrolling that doesn't feel very doom-y. roads-rise-to-meet-me OR primal-savagery on Tumblr. Avatar by dserpentes!

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 37m

It is my sworn belief that It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) is the perfect off genre song for the finale fight of BG3

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 40m

It's standing on her own, and also saving the world to prove to it that she deserves to walk in the sun with everyone else despite where she comes from...Only to realize that once she has eventually saved the world she no longer gives a damn whether someone is offended by her presence or not 🥹

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 55m

#TavQOTD Love interests need to take a backseat for this one when it comes to Vel. Being able to stand triumphantly on her own, without a hand over her mouth to silence her or puppet strings making her dance to someone else's tune, is literally what her entire character development is about. 🫶

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Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @malicedafirenze.bsky.social · 1h

Good News folks, you CAN now in fact, play this

The free demo for Legend of Khiimori is now available on Steam for everyone. Check it out, give it a try, tell a friend. Show everyone how much you want horse games 💪❤

Screenshot from the game The Legend of Khiimori, showing a horse and rider on a steppe landscape

Screenshot of The Legend of Khiimori in a Steam library. It has a "Demo" tag on the top left

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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 7d

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 17h

They're keeping me sane through this bitch of a backache #bg3oc #astarion

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 20h

I'm gonna sob I've taken so much Ibuprofen in the last 24 hours I don't wanna take anymore but I'm still in agony I'm not ready to live like this for another 30 years man 😭

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🦈𝐂𝐄𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧🦈 @reyl0s.bsky.social · 22h

Effeminate men can be dominant.

Femininity doesn’t inherently = meek, fragile, or submissive.

Masculinity doesn’t inherently = dominance, or being in the leadership role.

In case people need reminding lmao

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 23h

GNAWING ON THE BARS OF MY CAGE LIKE A NEGLECTED HAMSTER #bg3oc #astarion

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 1d

Also just realized he canonically has Mage Hand and that made this meaningfully more distressing

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 1d

It pains me to say it but I woke up with another divine vision about Percival and as a result I Touch Myself by Divinyls is now one of his main themes #bg3oc #wouldnothesitatetofuckaclone

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 1d

Very quickly feeling debilitated by ye olde endo back pain again 😥 Cause I didn't suffer enough last month apparently

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Silas| Dirty no good pickpocket @probably-roadkill.bsky.social · 1d

another!

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Silas| Dirty no good pickpocket @probably-roadkill.bsky.social · 1d

hero forge portrait maker i love u

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Geirahod *commiss open* @geirahod.bsky.social · Oct 17

Posting this art of #shadowheart here too because I love her 💕 #baldursgate3 #bg3

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Silas| Dirty no good pickpocket @probably-roadkill.bsky.social · 1d

anybody interested in letting me get ahold of their Tav's hero forge? i did this to @gothsbok.bsky.social 's Elkas and now i need to do moooore. Just reply/quote with your hero forge link and a ref of ur Tav/Durge
#bg3oc

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 1d

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 2d

It's getting to the point where I need to just buckle down and learn how to mod cause I'm getting less and less okay with Percy not having body type 4 like he should I need my unreasonably sized bard to be lore accurate

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 2d

#TavQOTD

Nere: H-
Vel: 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

Sadly he did not get that far because the colossal ass beating was dedicated to Barcus Wroot cowering 5 feet away.

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 2d

What the hell is your problem now

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 2d

#TavQOTD Got a big cleaning day today and I'm leaving the clique unattended how many Tavs does it take to figure out a keyboard.

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Silas| Dirty no good pickpocket @probably-roadkill.bsky.social · 2d

Ronwin is only gay for one man and it’s @gothsbok.bsky.social ‘s Percy
#tavqotd #bg3oc #nsfw #bg3qotd

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 2d

Vel: Thousands of gold and for what? I'm going to break it off and beat him over the head with it.

Percy: THIS IS AWESOME #bg3oc

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 2d

estranged because of Daven driving a wedge between them. And as soon as their relationship is mended and they're ready to make up for lost time boom. 2 second goodbye and I love you don't see each other again for 6 months with little to no communication. Dreadful 😭 (2/2)

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 2d

Ouuuggghhhh having angsty thoughts about Vel and Niabi immediately after the brain is dead having mere seconds to say goodbye cause Vel has to run after Astarion and Niabi has to take off to Avernus with Wyll and Karlach. They were best friends from the day Niabi was born but spent so long (1/2)

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