Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta

@gothsbok.bsky.social

120 followers 170 following 1.8K posts

Emma. She/Her. 27. It's cause of that damn Gate you're always Baldurin'. Here to chill and try to do some scrolling that doesn't feel very doom-y. roads-rise-to-meet-me OR primal-savagery on Tumblr. Avatar by dserpentes!

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 10h

#TavQOTD Vel's main armor makes use of Devout from Izzli's Pigments, which is probably my favorite dye mod.

Percival uses Trance...Also from Izzli's Pigments. 😅

Elkas breaks the streak by almost entirely using the Loviatar dye from Faerun Colors for his main outfit.

2 8

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 12h

OOOOO BABY

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 12h

WOOAAH THROWS YOU A CURVEBALL my Cyberpunk V (Valkyrie) and Takemura

1. @relina-ruj.bsky.social
2. www.tumblr.com/ziorre
3. @martinabelli.bsky.social
4. @redreart.bsky.social

Hell YES she pegs that old man!!!!

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah we're doing a thread.

This excellent one of Elkas and Lae'zel is by Senyadraws on Facebook! I cherish it. He's such an ass.

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 12h

It IS you!!! That piece has been my desktop background since you did it. 🤣

1 1

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 13h

The way I'm tempted to make this a thread for different OC's and their LI's...

For now Vel and Astarion!

1. @comfortyart.bsky.social
2. @dserpentes.bsky.social
3. @zajdart.bsky.social
4. @redreart.bsky.social

3 3 11

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 1d

If you're having an annoying day at work just remember one thing...

The music they play at my job is undoubtedly way worse than the music they play at yours so you can at least be thankful for that.

Reposted by My Name Is: NOT Velveeta

eli yudin @eliyudin.com · Aug 22

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

23 560 2.5K

Reposted by My Name Is: NOT Velveeta

St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 1d

My father, who is the ass of the legs of me, used to say : my beloved - the legs of my ass - the ass is the father of the legs. he would emphasise: the ass is the ass of the legs of the legs

7 25 260

Reposted by My Name Is: NOT Velveeta

Thogli Studios @thoglistudios.com · 3d

We're really excited to properly reveal our game very soon. At the moment, the leg markings are still loading 😇

Have you signed up to our newsletter yet? Be the first to hear once our announcement goes up 🥰 forms.gle/JzRJocMJvGsT...

4 5 20

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 3d

Someone figured out how vital hits work and now he's on a tear

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 4d

Took @probably-roadkill.bsky.social to some secondary locations (Alaska)

1 1

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 4d

It's cool we had a good talk and he understood where I was coming from

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 4d

Hey bro I hate to break it to you but this particular hunting game is all about proper stewardship of the environment and maintaining a healthy wildlife population and that a rack of yours...Is uh...Looking a bit asymmetrical : /

1 1

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 4d

And on the seventh day God said "Let there be buttons on the side of your computer mouse that are way more convenient to keybind crouch to instead of CTRL."

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 4d

I like how my apparent alternative for this is a hunting game

My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 4d

Craving horse games that don't exist again. Would love something WolfQuest adjacent where you can play as feral horses and be stallions battling over mares but alas they don't make many sim games for prey animals