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Emma. She/Her. 27. It's cause of that damn Gate you're always Baldurin'. Here to chill and try to do some scrolling that doesn't feel very doom-y.
roads-rise-to-meet-me OR primal-savagery on Tumblr. Avatar by dserpentes!
roads-rise-to-meet-me OR primal-savagery on Tumblr. Avatar by dserpentes!
Xena and Scott are gonna be living in Margaritaville by the time I'm done with this place #CoralIsland
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Xena and Scott are gonna be living in Margaritaville by the time I'm done with this place #CoralIsland
MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER #CoralIsland
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER #CoralIsland
The universe will not let me learn to draw cause it knows I'd be drawing him as Patriarchy Ken #CoralIsland
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The universe will not let me learn to draw cause it knows I'd be drawing him as Patriarchy Ken #CoralIsland
This is what dual monitors were made for
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is what dual monitors were made for
When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
Thinkin once again about how much I love Astarion and Vel together making him get his shit together by making him responsible for someone else with the ability to make even worse decisions than him
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Thinkin once again about how much I love Astarion and Vel together making him get his shit together by making him responsible for someone else with the ability to make even worse decisions than him
Also here's a proper Xena intro! Enthusiastic diver/catcher/miner. Reluctant farmer. Scott kisser and enjoyer of dogs and foxes. Not actually a former corporate employee, but she knows enough of the lingo and it's easier to pretend with these small town folks (1/2)
#CoralIsland #CoralIslandFarmer
#CoralIsland #CoralIslandFarmer
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Also here's a proper Xena intro! Enthusiastic diver/catcher/miner. Reluctant farmer. Scott kisser and enjoyer of dogs and foxes. Not actually a former corporate employee, but she knows enough of the lingo and it's easier to pretend with these small town folks (1/2)
#CoralIsland #CoralIslandFarmer
#CoralIsland #CoralIslandFarmer
And on the opening day of the expanded museum no less 😤
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
And on the opening day of the expanded museum no less 😤
If you see this, QTP with a gif of one of your favorite wild animals!
Listen LISTEN I understand the mustangs here in America are technically feral but you try handling one like it's a pet. In another life I have the resources to adopt and tame a nice stripey dun mare out of a holding pen
Listen LISTEN I understand the mustangs here in America are technically feral but you try handling one like it's a pet. In another life I have the resources to adopt and tame a nice stripey dun mare out of a holding pen
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of one of your favorite wild animals!
Listen LISTEN I understand the mustangs here in America are technically feral but you try handling one like it's a pet. In another life I have the resources to adopt and tame a nice stripey dun mare out of a holding pen
Listen LISTEN I understand the mustangs here in America are technically feral but you try handling one like it's a pet. In another life I have the resources to adopt and tame a nice stripey dun mare out of a holding pen
For now I shall post this adorable little piece of Farmer Xena and Scott from aelwen-art on Tumblr!
This was commissioned back when you still couldn't marry them yet but Scott had me in a VICE GRIP and I needed to see him blush real bad.
#CoralIsland #CoralIslandScott
This was commissioned back when you still couldn't marry them yet but Scott had me in a VICE GRIP and I needed to see him blush real bad.
#CoralIsland #CoralIslandScott
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
For now I shall post this adorable little piece of Farmer Xena and Scott from aelwen-art on Tumblr!
This was commissioned back when you still couldn't marry them yet but Scott had me in a VICE GRIP and I needed to see him blush real bad.
#CoralIsland #CoralIslandScott
This was commissioned back when you still couldn't marry them yet but Scott had me in a VICE GRIP and I needed to see him blush real bad.
#CoralIsland #CoralIslandScott
It's hell on Earth that the cunty reindeer decoration at work that I want to bad is like $230 I don't even think the fucker moves. Just serves
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's hell on Earth that the cunty reindeer decoration at work that I want to bad is like $230 I don't even think the fucker moves. Just serves
Why do I have to work I need to go home and give Scott his locket and raise 40,000 gold so I can move him in
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Why do I have to work I need to go home and give Scott his locket and raise 40,000 gold so I can move him in
Is there enough Coral Island people here to do Farmerposting or
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Is there enough Coral Island people here to do Farmerposting or
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Save me stupid flirty blonde man save me
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Save me stupid flirty blonde man save me
You can be fine all day and then $2.25 individual truffles @ the local candy store ruin your entire day and make all effort to ever be happy seem entirely worthless in the grand scheme of things I fuckin hate PMDD bro
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You can be fine all day and then $2.25 individual truffles @ the local candy store ruin your entire day and make all effort to ever be happy seem entirely worthless in the grand scheme of things I fuckin hate PMDD bro
Lord help me I am back on my Blonde Man Bullshit™️
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Lord help me I am back on my Blonde Man Bullshit™️
I made it but it cost me everything
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I made it but it cost me everything
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Unfortunately...It's peak
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Unfortunately...It's peak
First day on Peak and I went into the Avatar state I fear
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
First day on Peak and I went into the Avatar state I fear
I fucked it up 😭
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I fucked it up 😭
TRAINING THEME FROM ROCKY BLARING VERY LOUDLY
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
TRAINING THEME FROM ROCKY BLARING VERY LOUDLY