Lauren
@gramnegativity.bsky.social
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assistant teaching professor of microbiology | seattle enjoyer, king of the hill expert, tattoo enthusiast, & bacterial geneticist | she/her | personal account
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gramnegativity.bsky.social
Feels a little weird to announce good personal news in times like these, but I’m very excited to share that I will be starting as an assistant teaching professor in the microbiology dept at UW this fall! I’ve had such a great time as a postdoc in this department and I’m so happy I get to stay!
gramnegativity.bsky.social
it’s that time of year again folks 🏒🦑
warmups at the kraken home opener
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
I'm doing another print run of these "Biology is Bigger than Binaries" shirts!

Back, quite literally, by popular demand. Bullying works, sure, but so does a bunch of nice cutie patooties politely asking!

Order 'em now, I'll mail 'em in early November.

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a woman with short bown hair, glasses, and tassel earrings, wears a purple KN95 and looks cool as hell in her biology is bigger than binaries shirt, in orange a woman with green glasses takes a selfie lookin' cool as hell in her pink biology is bigger than binaries shirt. She's also got ice cream, that lucky dog. a woman with long brown hair and glasses hangs out in the back yard with her pink biology is bigger than binaries shirt A man with a hat and sunglasses stands in hero-pose with his biology is bigger than binaires shirt (orange)
gramnegativity.bsky.social
Krasznahorkai Nobel prize omg they finally gave it to him
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ameliarandich.bsky.social
Interested in a tenure track position teaching and doing research with undergrads at a PUI? We are looking for a broadly-defined microbiologist who can teach Med Micro and Immunology. Apply at universityofscrantonjobs.com/postings/8308. Pls share widely to feeds (& on twitter if you still tweet)! 🦠
gramnegativity.bsky.social
me when I’m about to err
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
I do not think I shall err
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endoeartha.bsky.social
Very excited and proud to share my postdoctoral research with @neurrriot.bsky.social looking at the context-specific encoding of social behavior 💃🕺 in hormone-sensitive, large-scale brain networks in mice!

www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...

#neuroskyence #compneurosky 🧪
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gramnegativity.bsky.social
this time is even worse than usual because it’s not even a restaurant, it’s my GROCERY STORE 😭
gramnegativity.bsky.social
everyone in seattle should have access to a form titled “kenji lopez-alt blew up my spot” that you can submit to receive compensation every time kenji lopez-alt blows up your spot
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fitzcarraldoeds.bsky.social
🔵 ANNIVERSARY SALE 🔵

To celebrate eleven years since we published our first book, we are running a sale on our website until 11.59 p.m. BST on 30 September, with a 40 per cent discount across our website.

Use the code ‘ANNIVERSARY40’ at checkout: fitzcarraldoeditions.com
gramnegativity.bsky.social
This feels pretty good though ngl
gramnegativity.bsky.social
Things I found in my desk on my first day (non-exhaustive):

-padlocks: 15 (padlocks with keys: 4)
-loose unlabeled keys: at least 40
-loose scalpel blades: 2
-clipboards: 7
-a receipt from 1978
-a peanut
gramnegativity.bsky.social
lmao my dog is “everything”
Embark DNA test results:
Chihuahua - 27.7%
Supermutt - 16.3%
Australian Shepherd - 13.6%
APBT - 12.7%
Chow chow - 11.3%
American Eskimo dog - 8.3%
Pekingese - 7.1%
German Shepherd - 3%
the dog in question (brown/grey with black speckles, bat ears, and long awkward legs)
gramnegativity.bsky.social
advocating for open access research and objecting to companies feeding your work to the plagiarism engine are not incompatible or even conflicting opinions
steamtraen.eu
Sitting here with 🍿 watching researchers (a) objecting to the publishers of their paywalled papers allowing AI companies to use them to train LLMs while also (b) advocating for all papers to be freely open (CC-BY) for anyone to use and do what they want with.
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gcrox.bsky.social
Postdoc position (please re-post)
A funded postdoctoral position, will open in 2026 to study aspects of Neisseria gonorrhoeae pathogenesis, antigenic variation, genetics, or physiology.
If interested in more information, please contact Hank Seifert
[email protected]
#MicroSky
gramnegativity.bsky.social
I love that if you found some condition to which bacteria could not evolve adaptations, this would be considered a failure of the project and not, like, the biggest evolutionary discovery since luria-delbrück lol
gramnegativity.bsky.social
thum mak tua (lao papaya salad w/ green beans instead of papaya), lao sausage, & crispy fried egg 🧑‍🍳🤌💋
gramnegativity.bsky.social
They come in sealed bags and there are four designs, and the lady volunteering at the front desk asked me to open it so she could see which one I got and she said “oh good, that’s the cutest one!”
gramnegativity.bsky.social
Every single time I’ve donated blood during a giveaway they’ve been out of the giveaway item

UNTIL TODAY
A Red Cross tshirt with the shape of a blood drop made up of tiny woodstocks from peanuts, captioned “a little goes a long way. give blood.”
gramnegativity.bsky.social
Like how are any of you wearing socks?? I want to wear socks
gramnegativity.bsky.social
Is there even a single woman in existence who prefers ankle length pants to actual pants length pants. You cannot possibly convince me that for the past decade+ the vast majority of women would rather look like a child who outgrew last year’s clothes. I hate ankle length pants so much