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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 16m

Really hope the Brewers don't choke the series

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 24m

best QB in the NFC East is JD5

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 34m

All time night for a hater of Reddit City, USA and the most annoying sports fans outside of Dallas

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 1h

Great start to the season, Ehlers and Miller and Nikishin all doing well (esp Miller) and Jarvis continues to be excellent. Could be our year

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 1h

I think the K'Andre Miller trade is working out so far

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 1h

On the one hand I've never been a professional athlete in the biggest game of my life but on the other. Pages was like half-way to first

Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 1h

lol Phillies

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 3h

Taylor Hall has become one of my favorite Hurricanes since we got him

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 5h

Making the west branch of the red line entirely Connecticut Ave feels somewhat cursed

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 9h

I've really enjoyed it, had to take a break to work but I've been enjoying building a better DC metro

Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 11h

IT'S TIME

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 11h

Clayton Kershaw in the post-season:

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 1d

America deserves nothing more than to lose at our own national sport this year. Eternal victory against the YanKKKee menace

Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 1d

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 1d

Alas! Alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! For in one hour has thy judgment come.

Jeff Passan @jeffpasan.bsky.social · 1d

FINAL: Blue Jays 5, Yankees 2

The Toronto Blue Jays are headed to the American League Championship Series. Eight pitchers combined to shut down the Yankees, and a balanced offense overwhelmed New York all series. Game 1 on Sunday at Rogers Centre.

The Yankees fall short again.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 23d

Troy Aikman: "Another three-and-out for the Chargers, and Harbaugh cannot be happy about that."

Joe Buck: "Here comes the punt on 4th and 13th"

Aristides of Epidamnos: "Behold! Harbaugh, son of Jack and seed of Zeus, addresses the assembled team with winged words"

Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 24d

Ancient Greek football commentator who employs an elaborate system of epithets for even the most obscure third-stringers

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 2d

"Why are you Like That" probably because this was my high school experience and I was also homeschooled for a time

Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 2d

Having gone to a really shitty private school is so funny. People hear “private school” and rightly think my parents were well off but instead of playing lacrosse or whatever I was learning young earth creationism from a Russian antisemite in portables outside a church

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 2d

She was the ex-wife of an Army man (so she claimed) and she played videos in class where an Orthodox priest said that Obama was a "Zionist puppet" which got her fired

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 2d

Having gone to a really shitty private school is so funny. People hear “private school” and rightly think my parents were well off but instead of playing lacrosse or whatever I was learning young earth creationism from a Russian antisemite in portables outside a church

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 2d

Endue thy ministers with righteousness, O Lord

Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 2d

NEW: I spoke to clergy and faith leaders who've joined protests at the Chicago-area ICE facility.

Three say they've been shot with pepper balls, sometimes while praying.

All say ICE is also violating their religious freedom, and one is arguing it in court. religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...

Religious protesters say ICE threatens religious freedom in Chicago

(RNS) — Despite potential danger, religious leaders and faith activists have been a visible presence at Chicago-area ICE protests, some waving signs with slogans such as ‘Love thy neighbor’ and ‘Who w...

religionnews.com

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 2d

Oh Christ, Aaron Judge remembered he's the best slugger in baseball

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 2d

That guy at the Marines vs Tigers game who had the "Dump #61 Here" shirt and then after he caught Raleigh's homer pulled it off to reveal the "Dump #62 Here" might be the funniest man of all time

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 2d

Ordered my nun costume today

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 2d

Just saw an ad for TikTok claiming that it's helping teens read books like Emma and Journey to the Center of the Earth as if the rise in phones isn't the most pervasive distraction from reading in the history of the world

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck the KKKlansas City ChiefSS

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